The Icon Faerie

( Rant 1 -- Concerning Flag Corps )

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( Rant Two -- Concerning 'The Sound of Music' )

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( Rant Three -- Concerning the Group of People I Sort of Consider Friends )

I know my dad doesn't like to receive ultimatums, but I think I'm going to be giving him one anyway. "Help me find what's wrong with my car by taking it to a professional or I will by myself."

We better fucking be snowed into our driveways tomorrow. Cancel a speech trip for snow that might not happen in mother fucking April.

I just posted this as a reply in lotricons to someone's entry, and I'm like, "Wow, that was good..."

[Bad username or site: I am tired. @ livejournal.com]I am growing quite tired of not only politics, but being called communist, socialist, un-American, a tree-hugging baby-killing liberal, among other things by my countrymen. I am also tired of being looked down upon in general by people from other countries because a president I did not vote for is in power and doing some very, very unpopular things. I am hoping that once Bush gets his Power Wank that this will be over, we can vote him out in 2004, and all will be well.

I am an American, and I have faith that true democracy will be restored once again and America will be the "Home of the Brave" rather than "Home of the Hypocrites". I have faith that one day the first amendment will apply to everyone again, and not just the people going out and being "Pro-War" and "Pro-Bush", carrying signs that read "Give WAR a chance" and pouring out French champagne in the street. I have faith that one day, America will fulfill the promise of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" and not "life for me and my family, liberty for the politicians who support me, and the pursuit of happiness for everyone who is a right winged conservative Republican".

See, I am proud of what America once was and could be again. I am not proud to be associated with the current America that is self-serving, and greedy. If loving my neighbor and praying, hoping, and wishing for peace by God's will makes me un-American, then so be it.

Poll:

If you ran a big fanfiction archive (like, say, FANFICTION.NET), wouldn't you think it would be COURTEOUS to send an e-mail to your users saying you were going to delete ALL of their fics about REAL PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE USERS FOR OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS AND OVER 3/5 OF THEIR STORIES UP WERE INVOLVED!?

This is the last straw. I defended them when they got rid of NC-17 fics. I've defended them in the Harry Potter fandom every since I've entered it. No more. They've lost a champion. I'm taking down all my fics and deleting my account.

EDIT: While I'm in a pissed-off-non-apologetic mood, what is monkeymouse's deal? She's got a book published and all of the sudden she's the know-all and be-all of my fanfiction?

Review for Roger/Cho ficlet A Promise is a Promise:
I think Roger lucked into that one--coming over when Cho was on the mend and just sort of trusting that he'll say the right thing. The Orion business was nice, but didn't add much to this situation, IMHO.

I'm so bored.

I should write the thank-yous to the people that sponsored TNT Dynamite. But I don't want to.

I should have gone to Davenport this afternoon and tried to find my book, but I didn't do that either.

I should go take a nap so I can stay out until 2:00 again. But I don't want to.

I should work on NaNoWriMo, but... yes. Well. Enough said.

I should do my homework on the political cartoon. But I don't want to.

I should just tell everyone to shut up. I'm sick of talking about death.

I should kick my mom in the mouth. No, I don't fucking remember that week last summer at all, mom. I ate practically nothing and didn't sleep at all and cried more than I had in my entire fifteen years. Open your mouth a little wider and you'll be able to fit both of you size six feet in there.

To: Central High School at large
From: Liz Sager, The Kid That Sits In Front Because She Actually Wants To Learn

stupid
moronic
idiotic
imbecilic
weariness
credulity
dullness
misjudge
foolish
insensible
sluggish
senseless
doltish
twitty
sottish
clodpated
few fries short of a Happy Meal
mind like a camera with the lense cap on
few bricks short of a wall
not the brightest crayon in the box
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
not the spiciest pepperoni on the pizza
ditzy
a few clowns short of a circus.
an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
a few beers short of a six-pack.
dumber than a box of hair.
a few peas short of a casserole.
doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
the wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
one taco short of a combination plate.
a few feathers short of a whole duck.
all foam, no beer.
the cheese slid off his cracker.
body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
he fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
as smart as bait.
chimney's clogged.
doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
forgot to pay his brain bill.
her sewing machine's out of thread.
his antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
his belt doesn't go through all the loops.
if he had another brain, it would be lonely.
missing a few buttons on his remote control.
no grain in the silo.
proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
receiver is off the hook.
several nuts short of a full pouch.
skylight leaks a little.
slinky's kinked.
surfing in Nebraska.
too much yardage between the goal posts.
a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
dumb
inane
vexatious
exasperating
unwise
dense
slow
thick-headed
fatuous
vacuous
puerile
crass
dim-witted
ignorant
stayed in the shallow end of the gene pool
airheaded
nonsensical
half-assed (arsed)
unintelligent
senseless
absurd
asinine
dim
bright as a burned out lightbulb
smart as paint
silly
the missing village idiot
all synapse, no neuron
cretinish
hebetudinous
clueless
addle-pated
brainless
dunderheaded
he lives way out there where the buses don't run
inept
lack-witted
stolid
thick

Look. I just gave you 100 words that mean stupid, and none of them were "gay" or "retarded". Go me.

Wanting to ram a pole up your arse,
Me

I know I shut down this thread a week ago, but why do these people make me want to take the nearest person, wrap my fingers around their neck and SQUEEZE?

GOD how I despise it when people whine.

( Stance/Letter that I wrote to the Newsies Mailing List on FF.Net's new  )

I am not allowed to drive my car until this evening because my sister is over at a friend's house with a severely dysfunctional family.

I hate my sister.

When I rule the world, I will smite her; whilst the rest of you live in perfect contentment.

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Three hours and forty-four mother FUCKING minutes left. And I must have my license by the middle of next week.

This is, more or less, what my car looks like. Except its turquoise.

Thusly, I will continue writing Roger/Cho fluff until this evening.