The Icon Faerie

Dear Parents:

DO NOT send me your children to baby-sit under the guise of her visiting my sister who is a "friend". If you do this, please send a twenty dollar bill USD or a personal check to me for the same amount pinned to her shirt.

KTHX4NUTTINBAI,
Liz

Happy birthday to the lovely alphariza. ::loffs up::

Dear Liz,

When it is a weapon, it is spelled "cannon," not "canon." Thank you.

Love, Liz

1. Katie, Stephanie, and I are trying to figure out where the Hell we're going to go to eat. We decided that it must be:

-Cheap.
-Clean.
-No Mexican food.
-And no Happy Joe's.

Which means we have to go to Davenport. Which means that there is going to be more choice than we know what to do with. My suggestions of McDonalds, Panera Bread, and the Hy-Vee deli were immediately shot down.

2. I have more junk mail than regular mail.

3. Clarke choral festival on Monday. Whee. :)

4. "I am tired of being called anti-American because I ask questions." -- Susan Sarandon

5. Dear Colin Farrell,

Britney SPEARS? You can do so much better, my friend.

Some love and a Diminishing amount of respect,
Me

To: George W. Bush
From: Liz
Re: Stop being a fuckwitted imbecile.

Mr. Bush, I supported you in the 2000 election. I'm not sure why, perhaps I was too scared of my freshman geography teacher to disagree with him. Either way, I supported you, so STOP BEING A MORON AND RUN OUR FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT.

No love,
Liz

P.S. Start another war on my birthday? Heads will roll.

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To: penny_clear; lucid_h2o
From: Me.
Re: Argh

Go away.

A little love,
Me

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To: Me
From: Myself
Re: SQ Summit

Stop being such a fucking chicken. Take the bulls by the balls and TALK dammit.

No love if you don't do something soon,
Me

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To: Katie
From: Me
Re: Can I kill them, please?

No, Katie, you may NOT kill everyone.

Love,
Liz