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So I just asked my dad when we were planning on leaving to get me and my crap to New York, because my two orientations are Wednesday and Thursday and the college recommends I get a bunch of shit done before that date like get my student ID. Also, there's the minor point of I STILL DON'T HAVE SOMEWHERE TO LIVE and I don't have money to pay for anything until my loans disburse.

Why do I have to wait for my loans to disburse? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW LOANS WORK, DAD.

I don't even know why I'm bothering to go at this point.

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So I'm chillaxing with my last xanax on the off campus housing website, and the contact name for one of the rooms to rent is Lucy Lu.

Seriously. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to right now.