Get ready for a rant.

I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM FOR LEAVING ME ALONE FOR TEN DAYS TO GO TRAIPSE ABOUT IN THE WILDERNESS WHILE I DO THINGS LIKE WATER THE FLOWERS, FEED THE CATS, AND HELP MY GRANDMOTHER TAKE A SHOWER. I HATE THEM FOR TAKING A VACATION AND SENDING MY BROTHER TO BOY SCOUT CAMP AND NATIONAL JAMBOREE AND MY SISTER TO CHURCH CAMP AND NOT GIVING ME A CHANCE FOR A VACATION. I WORKED MY ASS OFF AUGUST TO MAY TO STAY AT HOME IN A WIDE SPOT IN THE ROAD AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR FOUR MONTHS. I HATE THEM AND HOPE THEIR CANOES TIP OVER AND THEY GET BIT BY SO MANY MOSQUITOS THAT THEY LOSE COUNT. I HATE THAT I DON'T GET TO DO ANYTHING I WANT TO DO THIS SUMMER BECAUSE NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB BECAUSE I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONTACT MY FORMER EMPLOYER, AND EVEN IF I DID IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T DO YOU ANY GOOD BECAUSE SHE HATES MY GUTS. I EVEN TRIED NOT LISTING IT. SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? AND SANDRA FUCKING DAY O'CONNOR DECIDES SHE'S GOING TO RETIRE AND CEMENT THIS AS THE WORST SUMMER EVER. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, TOO, FAR RIGHT AND WORLD IN GENERAL.

ETA: I'M MAD AT YOU. NO, NOT YOU, YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM. IT'S PROBABLY STUPID OR SOMETHING BUT I AM BUT I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE ANYWAY SO I DON'T SEE THE POINT IN THIS BUT I AM!

ETA 2: I LIED, I DO KNOW WHY I'M MAD AT YOU. BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT GET OVER IT SO I'M GOING TO TRY TO AND JUST. SHUT UP, LIZ.