Damnit, I should have known.

Tagged by heathersy.

List 5 reasons you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud of how big a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the meme.

1. leviosarpg, chaostheoryrpg, Academie, avecdeux, I think this all can attest to my dorkiness.

2. I love history. I am a history major. I love anything to do with history. My favorite genre of book beside fantasy is historical fiction. If I wrote books, it would probably be historical fiction. I've found that dead people are pretty fascinating, because even if you suppose their motives incorrectly, as long as you can support it with sources, they're not going to argue with you. Unless you're mystery_coffee.

3. I have 30 musical recordings. Like, I have 30 musicals. It's actually probably more, but that was last count.

4. I compulsively organize. And it's not just Leviosa things.

5. I find everything entertaining. Everytime I go to a movie, it never fails, there is at least once that I will be the only one in the theatre laughing. It can be a look that an actor has on his face or something that triggers an inside joke, but I guarantee it.

These are the things that make me a dork. And now I tag roseanna, lostlikealice, kaesa, cesontmesmots, and illegal_midget.

Additionally, I don't know why people are bitching about there being six Jude Law movies last year. HE IS A WORKING ACTOR. THIS IS A GOOD THING. And I like him so shut the fuck up, Hollywood.

ETA: What is so difficult about pronouncing "Shyamalan"?

ETA again: FoxNews? The teen who disappeared in Aruba? She's dead or sold into white slavery. Possibly both.

Jesus christ. I'm going to go read the Princess Diaries.

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Edward Furlong was just on "101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops!" on E! for setting the lobsters free in the Meijer store. I love him, he's such a crackhead. I mean, sure it might be better if he were a fuctional person, but come on, it's FUNNY. Like I told illegal_midget, I probably would have helped without being intoxicated. Everyone goes "WTF, stupid" and I can only go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

ETA: Apple Martin, fuck you Gary Coleman. When you do something worth talking about, then you can criticize what people name their children.

Hazel is a normal name, and Phineas is older than dirt. So shut up. Why are all the wanky Hollywood people annoying me?