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nascosi, I wish you would come back to us. ::laments::

Anyone have any recommendations for a monologue I could use for speech contest?

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This is what you get when you don't protect your RPG journals.

Joke for the Day

mireille626, rainbow1530, you'll appreciate this. ;)

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This trucker stops for a red light. Some galoot catches up. He jumps out of his car, runs up to the truck and knocks on the door. "Hi, my name is Morris and you are losing your load."

The driver ignores him and takes off.

When the truck stops for another red light, Morris catches up again, jumps out of the car, and as if they have never spoken, pounds on the door and yells, "Hi, I'm from Florida, where they teach us to be helpful. You're losing your load."

The trucker shakes his head and takes off. At the third traffic light, the same thing happens again. The trucker lowers his window. "Hi, I'm Morris and you are losing your load."

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he jumps out of the truck and runs to the car. He knocks on the window. As the driver lowers it, he says:

( Hi, my name is... )

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Someone want to read my Thoreau for me?

Or how about answer my history essays?

No?

Okay.

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::just saw a thing about Liam Neeson for Dumbledore::

Hm... then again... I'm thinking "maybe", but leaning towards "no". I definitely want Liam Neeson in there somewhere, but not as Dumbledore.