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Nobody likes me. Sigh. That's okay, nobody likes anybody else either.

I'm going to be in trouble for missing the parade in Clinton. Damn people not giving me a ride. *wibbles*

FOTC

Edits are in lime

We are the Fellowship of the Chat. Our quest is for world domination and a flat in New York. We must defeat the Dark Lord Nostron and his minions.

THE FELLOWSHIP

Gindalf (Gin) - Our undisputed leader, although very, um... well, she's Gindalf.

Renagorn (Rena) - The second-in-command. Very loyal and all that, but very obviously wants into Skodo's breeches.

Skodo (Skye) - The Hobbit that brought us on this conquest.

Rhiwise (Rhi) - Skodo's faithful companion, will kill anyone if they try anything.

Zorbbin (Zorb) - Troublemaking Hobbit, fool of a Took bouncing all over the place getting us in trouble.

Liladoc (Lily) - Constantly mistook for Zorbbin by elves, squirrels, etc.

Wolfli (Wolfie) - The dwarf who's scary. Grr. Argh.

Calymir (Calypso) - Moody human who fancies hobbits. What's new.

Lizolas (Liz, me) - Elf. Still the prettiest.

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FRIENDS

Anthrond (Anthie) - Lives in the Last Homely House East of the Sea. Tiara looks better on him.

Raywen (Ray) - Elf, rather exasperated with Renagorn's hobbit fetish. Regularly shops at the Gap of Rohan.

Phoeowyn (Phoe) - The lady of Rohan who kicks everybody's ass into next week.

Evdriel (Ev) - Creepy elf with a bipolar disorder. But generously distributes lembas.

Uwthien (UW) - Elf. Still not prettier than me, but did deal with humans to get back Silmarils.

Idir (id) - Elf. Not as pretty as me, but pretty close. Could shoot a dwarf in the dark.

Gil-Galad (Gil) - Human. To tell you the truth, I'm not real sure what she does, but I know she's a good guy.

Jomer (Jo) - Human. Phoeowyn's older brother. Kicks butt, just like his sister.

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ENEMIES, BAD GUYS, AND GENERAL NUISANCES

Saron (Sara) - Dark Lady of Evdriel's underwear. Oh my aching sanity.

Nos-Ring (Nostry) - Evil little bugger that gets carried around. Everyone wants him, but he hangs on a chain around Skodo's neck. Must be where all those non-kids came from.

Livildur (Liv) - Cut the Nos-Ring from Saron's fingers. Didn't destroy it, therefore proving once again that humans are the lesser species.

Karuman (Karei) - Karuman of many colors, works closely with Nostron and his boxers/briefs. Delivers the smackdown.

"One Plan to rule them all. One plan to find them. One plan to bring them to NY and in the city bind them."