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dramaturgy ([personal profile] dramaturgy) wrote2002-07-03 05:24 pm

FOTC

Edits are in lime

We are the Fellowship of the Chat. Our quest is for world domination and a flat in New York. We must defeat the Dark Lord Nostron and his minions.

THE FELLOWSHIP

Gindalf (Gin) - Our undisputed leader, although very, um... well, she's Gindalf.

Renagorn (Rena) - The second-in-command. Very loyal and all that, but very obviously wants into Skodo's breeches.

Skodo (Skye) - The Hobbit that brought us on this conquest.

Rhiwise (Rhi) - Skodo's faithful companion, will kill anyone if they try anything.

Zorbbin (Zorb) - Troublemaking Hobbit, fool of a Took bouncing all over the place getting us in trouble.

Liladoc (Lily) - Constantly mistook for Zorbbin by elves, squirrels, etc.

Wolfli (Wolfie) - The dwarf who's scary. Grr. Argh.

Calymir (Calypso) - Moody human who fancies hobbits. What's new.

Lizolas (Liz, me) - Elf. Still the prettiest.

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FRIENDS

Anthrond (Anthie) - Lives in the Last Homely House East of the Sea. Tiara looks better on him.

Raywen (Ray) - Elf, rather exasperated with Renagorn's hobbit fetish. Regularly shops at the Gap of Rohan.

Phoeowyn (Phoe) - The lady of Rohan who kicks everybody's ass into next week.

Evdriel (Ev) - Creepy elf with a bipolar disorder. But generously distributes lembas.

Uwthien (UW) - Elf. Still not prettier than me, but did deal with humans to get back Silmarils.

Idir (id) - Elf. Not as pretty as me, but pretty close. Could shoot a dwarf in the dark.

Gil-Galad (Gil) - Human. To tell you the truth, I'm not real sure what she does, but I know she's a good guy.

Jomer (Jo) - Human. Phoeowyn's older brother. Kicks butt, just like his sister.


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ENEMIES, BAD GUYS, AND GENERAL NUISANCES

Saron (Sara) - Dark Lady of Evdriel's underwear. Oh my aching sanity.

Nos-Ring (Nostry) - Evil little bugger that gets carried around. Everyone wants him, but he hangs on a chain around Skodo's neck. Must be where all those non-kids came from.

Livildur (Liv) - Cut the Nos-Ring from Saron's fingers. Didn't destroy it, therefore proving once again that humans are the lesser species.


Karuman (Karei) - Karuman of many colors, works closely with Nostron and his boxers/briefs. Delivers the smackdown.

"One Plan to rule them all. One plan to find them. One plan to bring them to NY and in the city bind them."

The quest...

[identity profile] lilito.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Woo!
Forward to NY!
::hobbit-glomps::

Hmmm..I wonder if Nostry's monkey wears boxers are briefs?

[identity profile] wolfofsolitude.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's right, scary and smelling good thanks to strawberry foam. My shiny beard will make those who stand in our way back away in fear ... first NY, then the world, then the -- galaxy!

Bwahaha.

[identity profile] rhiddle.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Muah. We are nine and they are...less... Muah.

*remembers Sam isn't evil*

Must protect Mr. Skodo. Will kill you if you try anything. ^_~

*wibble*

[identity profile] twelveeyes.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaddabout me?

Re: *wibble*

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Joladriel? Karei didn't want to be her.

Jowyn? Karei didn't want to be her, either.

Re: *wibble*

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoops. Both of those are taken now.

You could be... Jotongue.

Re: *wibble*

[identity profile] twelveeyes.livejournal.com 2002-07-04 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
*smork* Jowyn. Then I get to run after Faramir-person. But wait. You've edited it. And both ladies are taken. So I'll be Jomer, Phoeowyn's big brother...

Re: *wibble*

[identity profile] twelveeyes.livejournal.com 2002-07-04 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*grins maniacally* RAWR!
zorb: (Default)

[personal profile] zorb 2002-07-03 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*makes trouble and bounces all over your journal*

Re:

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, now. I just redecorated.

[identity profile] renacake.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*jumps Skodo when she thinks no one's looking*

--Renagorn

[identity profile] rhiddle.livejournal.com 2002-07-04 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
*hurts Renagorn*

My Mr Skodo.

--Rhiwise

[identity profile] phoe21.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaddabout MEEEEE? I feel so very unloved.

*goes off for a royal elf sulk*

You suck.

Re:

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaddaya want to do, Phoe?

[identity profile] of-evangeline.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me a part or I will eat you.

And no Eowyn either! >_

Re:

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, Phoe took that part anyway. :P

You are... Evadriel.

[identity profile] phoe21.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I could be Phoeowyn. Because it just works. Although the spelling is weird. ^_^

Re:

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
lol we do not fear weird spelling!

[identity profile] phoe21.livejournal.com 2002-07-04 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Woo!

*kicks everyone's ass into next week*

Muah. This is fun.