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I know that there are people who are just now waking up for a full day (believe me, part of me wishes that I were too) or have been at work for a few hours or whatever already, but I am sick (but feeling slightly better) and don't work until 2. There is no godly reason why I should be wide awake right now. Especially since I was watching Supernatural until about five hours ago. ;_;

( One word meme stolen from cutepoisonlola )

Because c_s is wanktastic and that is about the last fucking thing I need.

So did you know that when you work at a video store, you MAGICALLY get an encyclopedic knowledge of every movie ever made, ever? Yes! You do! And you are also expected to be able to name it EXACTLY from vague descriptions such as, "This guy's an assassin... and he does a job, and they were shooting at him..."

Well spank me and hand me over to my mother! I know exactly what movie you're talking about!

OH NO WAIT, I DON'T, BECAUSE I'M NOT A MIND READER.

I would bet my paycheck (itty bitty though it may be) that there are a large percentage of movies about assassins where in the guys get shot at. Just saying.

I wouldn't have really minded it this afternoon, except it happened with four different people in THREE hours and the one guy who gave me the above example asked me three damn times.

And people should just use their damn heads already. Nights in Rodanthe doesn't come out until the 10th, it says so on the board behind me. Twilight came out in theatres in NOVEMBER and is still making money, so no, it's not out on DVD yet. The Friday the 13th remake comes out on Friday the 13th of February. IN THEATERS. GFD people.

The slot to return movies is RIGHT THERE. IT'S RIGHT THERE. What's so damn hard about putting the DVDs in the slot? We have a goddamn SIGN that says "Return your DVDs in the drop slot!" with an arrow pointing TO the slot. YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY MISS THE DAMN SLOT.

Don't ask me why the outside drop slot is closed. It says "Drop slot for after business hours only." If you don't want to show your face because your movies are late and you're afraid I'll remember your face and shun you forever because of it, send your kid in. That's what every other freak does.


I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. I hope I can get drugs.