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This is it, guys. This is it.

I've battened down the hatches, but I knew I should blog to you guys one last time before things went all to hell. Or they chewed through the cable or electricity.

I am armed with a pitchfork and my ninja-like reflexes. If they take me, I intend to go down with a huge fight, sparkles, and take a mass of them with me.

If I survive this, I will wait for you all in Chicago.

Adios, see you on the otherside, bitches.