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Mar. 4th, 2003 09:30 pm1. It is snowing outside. It has been snowing for almost seven hours. Hopefully no school/late start for tomorrow.
2. My daddy is watching FOTR. I will join him shortly.
3. I should really start reading "The Grapes of Wrath", since the book report is due in two weeks, yeah?
4. There is no number four.
5. Something interesting I learned in history today:
Pretend that you had to vote on a candidate based on only what I tell you. (If you've heard this before, don't spoil it for others):
Candidate A: Has had two known mistresses, drinks 8-10 martinis every night.
Candidate B: Sleeps until noon everyday, has been kicked out of office twice, chainsmokes, drinks a quart of whiskey every night.
Candidate C: Decorated war hero, doesn't smoke, and occasionally has a beer.
( Congratulations if you voted for C... )
2. My daddy is watching FOTR. I will join him shortly.
3. I should really start reading "The Grapes of Wrath", since the book report is due in two weeks, yeah?
4. There is no number four.
5. Something interesting I learned in history today:
Pretend that you had to vote on a candidate based on only what I tell you. (If you've heard this before, don't spoil it for others):
Candidate A: Has had two known mistresses, drinks 8-10 martinis every night.
Candidate B: Sleeps until noon everyday, has been kicked out of office twice, chainsmokes, drinks a quart of whiskey every night.
Candidate C: Decorated war hero, doesn't smoke, and occasionally has a beer.
( Congratulations if you voted for C... )