The Ultimate Insult

I found this in the forums at NaNoWriMo.org... because why write my novel when I can help other people write theirs? :D This isn't directed at anyone, I just thought it was really funny.

( You swine. You vulgar little maggot... )

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Okay, guys, no need to worry about Jo. She just temporarily deleted her journal because she has exams on Friday and she needs to study, and has to avoid the "Shineyness of the Internet". She'll be back after her tests, no worries. :)

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Poll:

If you ran a big fanfiction archive (like, say, FANFICTION.NET), wouldn't you think it would be COURTEOUS to send an e-mail to your users saying you were going to delete ALL of their fics about REAL PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE USERS FOR OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS AND OVER 3/5 OF THEIR STORIES UP WERE INVOLVED!?

This is the last straw. I defended them when they got rid of NC-17 fics. I've defended them in the Harry Potter fandom every since I've entered it. No more. They've lost a champion. I'm taking down all my fics and deleting my account.

EDIT: While I'm in a pissed-off-non-apologetic mood, what is monkeymouse's deal? She's got a book published and all of the sudden she's the know-all and be-all of my fanfiction?

Review for Roger/Cho ficlet A Promise is a Promise:
I think Roger lucked into that one--coming over when Cho was on the mend and just sort of trusting that he'll say the right thing. The Orion business was nice, but didn't add much to this situation, IMHO.

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oli_keeper_wood: Does your mum like sugar on biscuits?
marcus_flint1: I've never actually paid much attention.
oli_keeper_wood: Marc!!!
oli_keeper_wood: Not helpful!

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oli_keeper_wood: Did you dream about me last night?
marcus_flint1: I don't remember dreaming about anything, actually.
oli_keeper_wood: Marc.. when I ask that question and the answer is 'no', you're meant to answer 'yes' and very quickly make something up. Let's try again, shall we?
oli_keeper_wood: Marc?
marcus_flint1: Oliver? I'm the worst person in the world at making things up quickly.
oli_keeper_wood: THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER.
oli_keeper_wood: Let's. Start. Again.

Mmm. Feed me RP logs. ::snuggles mireille626 and stoptocheer because they're so darn cool::

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I just saw Rupert Grint on Leno.

He's so cute!@$#@!$#!!$#@!#!#!@#%$#^$^W#@!#!!!!! I want to have his children!@$#@!$!#^!#@%@!#%$@#!$&!$#&%^*@$%!!!

Good Shippers:

Fish Don't Speak.

:D

"I apologize for the sun, I know you're from England." <--hee.

EDIT: I would like to apologize for the incoherentness of this post and announce that Emma Watson will be on tomorrow. NBC at 11:30 EST.