Oi.

Yesterday was a nightmare. I had the worst headache, and went to bed at 8:00 despite the house crawling with kids. I woke up at 3 AM, refreshed and rejuvenated. But, figuring it would be most rude of me to get on the computer and all that, I went back to sleep. I'm telling you, you dream of the weirdest things when you're not really tired. Draco/Ron. Yeah. No wonder I haven't eaten lunch yet.

And apparently the Slytherins want to see Penny's mountains. Oh my aching sanity.

Spam. Lovely Spam.

I found this... I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time.

Colin/Toby/Colin (I would be most interested in seeing how that works. Is that like Colin/Toby/Hand?)
Weaver/Rena/Rena (This one, too.)
Nostry/Jeanna/RR (I'm thinking... the S.S. Bitches and Riches... :D)
Zorb/Caly/DMP (Nostry will be so jealous...)
Simon/Colin/Mary Sue (Woo! Now we're talking! Now, is this Mary-Sue as in Nostry and Caly's child, or the Mary-Sue of so many coded fics?)
Irina/Flourish/Barb (What do you think 'a that?)
Caly/Cygnus/Stacey (The erm...)
Simon/Cygnus/Queenie (THERE'S what I was waiting for!)
Simon/Lori/Nostry (Ah, match made in heaven...)
Gin/Heero/Liz (That's really funny, I couldn't stand Heero the one time I did meet him/her.)
Liz/Tali/Liz (That freaks me out.)
Hannah/Flourish/Liz (She must have finally gotten over Legolas. Sigh.)
DMP/Liz/Hannah (The S.S. Beta and Bitter. I like it.)

And then the twosome one, here.
Jeanna/Liz (That won't last. She won't put up with my Linkin Park and Blink 182.)
Nostry/karei (I hereby declare this ship the cutest ship in the fanon.)
Anthea/Mary Sue (I daresay this explains a bit.)
Stacey/Cassie (That came up by chance, I swear.)
Anthea/Anthea (In the words of Mr. Finch-Fletchley, "Oh I think my brain is leaking out my ears!)
Cassie/Anthea (What do we call this one? The S.S. "Snowball's Chance in Hell"?)
Nostry/Mary Sue (...Ew.)
Toby/Liz (Do I know this person?)
Simon/Anthea (...Immediately after which Cassie takes Anthie's head off with a garden hoe.)
Jeanna/Mary Sue (*falls over laughing*)
Liz/Ev (Happy, Ev?)
Caly/Liz (...no, really, I just beta for her and sit on her toes to keep them warm!)
Liz/Lori (I do love the fact that she put Bettendorf in STNE...)
Cassie/Monica (Starling) (That's just too predictable for words.)

Oh boy. Only one complaint. They forgot Neil aka The Elder Wyrm.

Plus, nicked from the entire fandom:
Which fandom character would you...

-- spend the rest of your life with in perfect bliss: Ron Weasley
-- have an emotionally void but wicked hot one-night stand with: Draco Malfoy
-- set up with your best friend: Seamus Finnigan
-- get wasted with: Elder Weasley brothers (Bill or Charlie)
-- employ as a live-in masseuse: Oliver Wood (I like beautiful hands)
-- use as a human pillow: Any of them that would sit still long enough for me to lay on.
-- bring home to meet the 'rents: Percy Weasley
-- tie up in your basement and kick when you're feeling frustrated: Fudge