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dramaturgy) wrote2003-01-27 11:32 pm
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Oh God not again.
Yes, folks, its the Return of Incorrect LOTR Captions -- For The Two Towers. :D
Wormtongue: Can't you see your uncle is greatly varied by your mall content? (Apparently lack of Gap and Banana Republic in Rohan doesn't bother Théoden.)
Éomer: Too long have I wanted my sister. (Yeah. I'm not even touching that one.)
Gollum: Dead you may not kill them. (Damn.)
Gandalf: Gandolf foogray that was my name. (Apparently Gandalf's been into the wine.)
Hama: I cannot allow in front of the king with so many arms. (Were you planning on cutting a few off?)
And that's only the first 60 minutes, folks. ;)
Wormtongue: Can't you see your uncle is greatly varied by your mall content? (Apparently lack of Gap and Banana Republic in Rohan doesn't bother Théoden.)
Éomer: Too long have I wanted my sister. (Yeah. I'm not even touching that one.)
Gollum: Dead you may not kill them. (Damn.)
Gandalf: Gandolf foogray that was my name. (Apparently Gandalf's been into the wine.)
Hama: I cannot allow in front of the king with so many arms. (Were you planning on cutting a few off?)
And that's only the first 60 minutes, folks. ;)
Re: *dies*