Oh God not again.

[dramaturgy]

Yes, folks, its the Return of Incorrect LOTR Captions -- For The Two Towers. :D

Wormtongue: Can't you see your uncle is greatly varied by your mall content? (Apparently lack of Gap and Banana Republic in Rohan doesn't bother Théoden.)

Éomer: Too long have I wanted my sister. (Yeah. I'm not even touching that one.)

Gollum: Dead you may not kill them. (Damn.)

Gandalf: Gandolf foogray that was my name. (Apparently Gandalf's been into the wine.)

Hama: I cannot allow in front of the king with so many arms. (Were you planning on cutting a few off?)

And that's only the first 60 minutes, folks. ;)

Comments

*dies*

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

I <3 you.

Re: *dies*

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

I <3 you too.

[inkandalchemy.livejournal.com]

*howls with laughter* Fuck, I'm gonna wake up the whole house... *claps pillow over face* Good god, those are HYSTERICAL!!!!

[dinahrae.livejournal.com]

TOAST ME!!! Me hurt now. Split sides from laughing. Ouchie.

[neppiw.livejournal.com]

Man, I laughed at those!! Especailly Éomer's and Gandalf's comments were muchly entertaining. :D Thanks for sharing!

[hermione-like.livejournal.com]

I also enjoyed Sam's "what u got" to Frodo. :)