dramaturgy | (no subject)

So. My shift today was spent watching training videos, which drove me absolutely batty because honestly, I would rather just learn the material than watch a clever cartoon with super spies or whatever, but since no one asked me, I just watched. In a couple, there were a pair of uber super spies who had to learn about cleanliness and contamination at McDonalds, and I swear. It was like Genoa and Gunnar went to work at McDonalds. And I had that thought before I heard the name of their "chief" at the headquarters:

Director Cronk.

I died.