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[dramaturgy]

So. My shift today was spent watching training videos, which drove me absolutely batty because honestly, I would rather just learn the material than watch a clever cartoon with super spies or whatever, but since no one asked me, I just watched. In a couple, there were a pair of uber super spies who had to learn about cleanliness and contamination at McDonalds, and I swear. It was like Genoa and Gunnar went to work at McDonalds. And I had that thought before I heard the name of their "chief" at the headquarters:

Director Cronk.

I died.

Comments

[occultebelta.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
For the win!

[endofhistory.livejournal.com]

*SO AMUSED*

[raven22.livejournal.com]

Man, I wish my orientation videos had spies in them!

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

They were CARTOONY SPIES.

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what strains my suspension of disbelief more -- that Cronk could direct anything without it turning into a three-string circus (like a string theory string, not twine) or that McDonald's actually cares about contamination any more than Gunnar does.

[thinkatory.livejournal.com]

If the food was contaminated, it might taste like something. They couldn't have that.

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

It does taste like something! It tastes like heart attacks at thirty!

[thinkatory.livejournal.com]

Mmm, my favorite.

[raven22.livejournal.com]

Even better!

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Awesome. ♥