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dramaturgy ([personal profile] dramaturgy) wrote2004-09-11 11:53 pm

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Because this is the best conversation I've had in a long, long time.

[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Hi, I'm Bee, and I wish that I were Idina Menzel in this picture: [link to pic]
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Guh
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: You agree?
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: ::twitches:: THAT IS SO HOT
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: NO FUCKING KIDDING.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: AGH
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Is it bad that I want Norbert?
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: No. Absolutely not.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: ... Dear Norbert, You are so very hot that it pains me to discuss. You, me, my bed? Please consider. Love, Bee.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Dear Norbert: I'M EIGHTEEN COME TO COE FIRST.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: LOVE AND MANY CHILDREN IN YOUR FUTURE, LIZ.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: P.S. My bed is lofted so we will have to Do It on the floor but it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Dear Norbert: I WANT TO BE A BROADWAY STAR, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO POSSIBLY HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFORMANCE. In public. It would be hot. Plus I'm a brunette, and everyone knows we're good in bed. Plus I can do this little thing with my tongue. And Canada rocks. My bed squeaks, but we've got a waterbed, too.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Love,
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Bee.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Dear Norbert: My floor is drunk and won't know what's happening anyway and my parents would love you I'm sure and I want to live in New York and blondes have more fun and we can try the bed but there's not a lot of room as I sometimes hit my head on the ceiling but it would swing which could be fun. LOVE YOU MORE THAN BEE, LIZ.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: When I come to visit we need to write this letter and send it.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: And thus get a restraining order, but. It'll be fun, I promise.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: HAHAH YES.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: *cough*
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Dear Norbert,
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Our names are Liz and Bee. And we love you dearly. I've been looking for some of your previous work (The Last Five Years), but we've had to content ourselves with your bits of Rent and your amazing recording of Wicked. This has lead us to nearly worship you in your state of amazing sexiness, and we propose a threesome. (Shh, Liz, I'm running with it.) C'mon, a blonde and a brunette, both of whom can sing and think you're hot? What more do you want. And you've got the choice or midwestern US or Canada. It's frigid up here ... but not beneath the blankets. Plus I think the waterbed we own is heated. How hot is that.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Much love,
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Liz and Bee.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: P.S. And if it's still not warm enough, I have an electric blanket that's given me blisters!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: P.P.S.: And if that's still no good, I'm sure we can find some creative ways to stay warm.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: P.P.P.S. If your answer is a no, we'd appreciate a reply anyway so we can start piecing back together pieces of our pathetic lives ASAP. Kthxbai.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: *highfives Liz*
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Haha we would so be pulled away.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: We really would. *snerk*
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: There's a girl on my floor who's got the bootleg but I don't think that she likes me much.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: WAH NOT FAIR go steal it.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: She's drunk off her arse, I probably could.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: ... dooooo iiiiiit. *snerk*
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, I will not corrupt innocents!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Yes, yes I will! Go on, then!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: If I had the bootleg I would make movie iconses for us, precious.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, don't! Listen to me!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But ... must have iconses, and must watch bootleg!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But it's not good! It's bad to do bad things!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: ::whines::
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But the preciouses ...
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: WE MUST HAVE NORBERT!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But no! We mustn't steal from drunk people.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: BUT YOU CAN HAVE NORBERT.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: .... fine. You win. GET IT.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: XD
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: You're doing very bad things, you know.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No we're not! We're doing goodness!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, you're stealing from someone who doesn't know you're stealing. That's Bad.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz: ::sneaks down the hall::
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, no, we're just borrowing it! She'll get it back in a few years.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: That's a bad thing!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No it's not! We have more of a use for it then she does!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz's Angel On the Shoulder: Liz! This is very bad AND THERE ARE DRUNK GUYS OUT HERE THEY MIGHT RAPE YOU!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: (Does she know you want it? XD)
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: HAHAHAHAHAH.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Liz, your NORBERTlove (TM) can fend them off!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz's Devil On the Shoulder: DO IT! They're too drunk to see straight. You REALLY want the Wicked bootleg!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz: ::whimpers in indecision::
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Bee: *also whimpers ... for Norbert*

[identity profile] endofhistory.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Plus I'm a brunette, and everyone knows we're good in bed.

I'm rolling with Bee on that one.