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Because this is the best conversation I've had in a long, long time.

roseanna: Hi, I'm Bee, and I wish that I were Idina Menzel in this picture: [link to pic]

midhenaer: Guh

roseanna: You agree?

midhenaer: ::twitches:: THAT IS SO HOT

roseanna: NO FUCKING KIDDING.

midhenaer: AGH

roseanna: Is it bad that I want Norbert?

midhenaer: No. Absolutely not.

roseanna: ... Dear Norbert, You are so very hot that it pains me to discuss. You, me, my bed? Please consider. Love, Bee.

midhenaer: Dear Norbert: I'M EIGHTEEN COME TO COE FIRST.

midhenaer: LOVE AND MANY CHILDREN IN YOUR FUTURE, LIZ.

midhenaer: P.S. My bed is lofted so we will have to Do It on the floor but it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you.

roseanna: Dear Norbert: I WANT TO BE A BROADWAY STAR, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO POSSIBLY HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFORMANCE. In public. It would be hot. Plus I'm a brunette, and everyone knows we're good in bed. Plus I can do this little thing with my tongue. And Canada rocks. My bed squeaks, but we've got a waterbed, too.

roseanna: Love,

roseanna: Bee.

midhenaer: Dear Norbert: My floor is drunk and won't know what's happening anyway and my parents would love you I'm sure and I want to live in New York and blondes have more fun and we can try the bed but there's not a lot of room as I sometimes hit my head on the ceiling but it would swing which could be fun. LOVE YOU MORE THAN BEE, LIZ.

midhenaer: When I come to visit we need to write this letter and send it.

midhenaer: And thus get a restraining order, but. It'll be fun, I promise.

roseanna: HAHAH YES.

roseanna: *cough*

roseanna: Dear Norbert,

roseanna: Our names are Liz and Bee. And we love you dearly. I've been looking for some of your previous work (The Last Five Years), but we've had to content ourselves with your bits of Rent and your amazing recording of Wicked. This has lead us to nearly worship you in your state of amazing sexiness, and we propose a threesome. (Shh, Liz, I'm running with it.) C'mon, a blonde and a brunette, both of whom can sing and think you're hot? What more do you want. And you've got the choice or midwestern US or Canada. It's frigid up here ... but not beneath the blankets. Plus I think the waterbed we own is heated. How hot is that.

roseanna: Much love,

roseanna: Liz and Bee.

midhenaer: P.S. And if it's still not warm enough, I have an electric blanket that's given me blisters!

roseanna: P.P.S.: And if that's still no good, I'm sure we can find some creative ways to stay warm.

midhenaer: P.P.P.S. If your answer is a no, we'd appreciate a reply anyway so we can start piecing back together pieces of our pathetic lives ASAP. Kthxbai.

roseanna: *highfives Liz*

midhenaer: Haha we would so be pulled away.

roseanna: We really would. *snerk*

midhenaer: There's a girl on my floor who's got the bootleg but I don't think that she likes me much.

roseanna: WAH NOT FAIR go steal it.

midhenaer: She's drunk off her arse, I probably could.

roseanna: ... dooooo iiiiiit. *snerk*

roseanna: No, I will not corrupt innocents!

roseanna: Yes, yes I will! Go on, then!

midhenaer: If I had the bootleg I would make movie iconses for us, precious.

roseanna: No, don't! Listen to me!

roseanna: But ... must have iconses, and must watch bootleg!

roseanna: But it's not good! It's bad to do bad things!

midhenaer: ::whines::

roseanna: But the preciouses ...

midhenaer: WE MUST HAVE NORBERT!

roseanna: But no! We mustn't steal from drunk people.

roseanna: BUT YOU CAN HAVE NORBERT.

roseanna: .... fine. You win. GET IT.

roseanna: XD

roseanna: You're doing very bad things, you know.

roseanna: No we're not! We're doing goodness!

roseanna: No, you're stealing from someone who doesn't know you're stealing. That's Bad.

midhenaer: Liz: ::sneaks down the hall::

roseanna: No, no, we're just borrowing it! She'll get it back in a few years.

roseanna: That's a bad thing!

roseanna: No it's not! We have more of a use for it then she does!

midhenaer: Liz's Angel On the Shoulder: Liz! This is very bad AND THERE ARE DRUNK GUYS OUT HERE THEY MIGHT RAPE YOU!

roseanna: (Does she know you want it? XD)

roseanna: HAHAHAHAHAH.

roseanna: Liz, your NORBERTlove (TM) can fend them off!

midhenaer: Liz's Devil On the Shoulder: DO IT! They're too drunk to see straight. You REALLY want the Wicked bootleg!

midhenaer: Liz: ::whimpers in indecision::

roseanna: Bee: *also whimpers ... for Norbert*