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dramaturgy ([personal profile] dramaturgy) wrote2004-09-11 11:53 pm

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Because this is the best conversation I've had in a long, long time.

[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Hi, I'm Bee, and I wish that I were Idina Menzel in this picture: [link to pic]
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Guh
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: You agree?
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: ::twitches:: THAT IS SO HOT
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: NO FUCKING KIDDING.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: AGH
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Is it bad that I want Norbert?
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: No. Absolutely not.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: ... Dear Norbert, You are so very hot that it pains me to discuss. You, me, my bed? Please consider. Love, Bee.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Dear Norbert: I'M EIGHTEEN COME TO COE FIRST.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: LOVE AND MANY CHILDREN IN YOUR FUTURE, LIZ.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: P.S. My bed is lofted so we will have to Do It on the floor but it doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Dear Norbert: I WANT TO BE A BROADWAY STAR, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO POSSIBLY HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFORMANCE. In public. It would be hot. Plus I'm a brunette, and everyone knows we're good in bed. Plus I can do this little thing with my tongue. And Canada rocks. My bed squeaks, but we've got a waterbed, too.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Love,
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Bee.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Dear Norbert: My floor is drunk and won't know what's happening anyway and my parents would love you I'm sure and I want to live in New York and blondes have more fun and we can try the bed but there's not a lot of room as I sometimes hit my head on the ceiling but it would swing which could be fun. LOVE YOU MORE THAN BEE, LIZ.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: When I come to visit we need to write this letter and send it.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: And thus get a restraining order, but. It'll be fun, I promise.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: HAHAH YES.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: *cough*
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Dear Norbert,
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Our names are Liz and Bee. And we love you dearly. I've been looking for some of your previous work (The Last Five Years), but we've had to content ourselves with your bits of Rent and your amazing recording of Wicked. This has lead us to nearly worship you in your state of amazing sexiness, and we propose a threesome. (Shh, Liz, I'm running with it.) C'mon, a blonde and a brunette, both of whom can sing and think you're hot? What more do you want. And you've got the choice or midwestern US or Canada. It's frigid up here ... but not beneath the blankets. Plus I think the waterbed we own is heated. How hot is that.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Much love,
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Liz and Bee.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: P.S. And if it's still not warm enough, I have an electric blanket that's given me blisters!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: P.P.S.: And if that's still no good, I'm sure we can find some creative ways to stay warm.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: P.P.P.S. If your answer is a no, we'd appreciate a reply anyway so we can start piecing back together pieces of our pathetic lives ASAP. Kthxbai.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: *highfives Liz*
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Haha we would so be pulled away.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: We really would. *snerk*
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: There's a girl on my floor who's got the bootleg but I don't think that she likes me much.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: WAH NOT FAIR go steal it.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: She's drunk off her arse, I probably could.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: ... dooooo iiiiiit. *snerk*
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, I will not corrupt innocents!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Yes, yes I will! Go on, then!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: If I had the bootleg I would make movie iconses for us, precious.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, don't! Listen to me!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But ... must have iconses, and must watch bootleg!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But it's not good! It's bad to do bad things!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: ::whines::
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But the preciouses ...
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: WE MUST HAVE NORBERT!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: But no! We mustn't steal from drunk people.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: BUT YOU CAN HAVE NORBERT.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: .... fine. You win. GET IT.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: XD
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: You're doing very bad things, you know.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No we're not! We're doing goodness!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, you're stealing from someone who doesn't know you're stealing. That's Bad.
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz: ::sneaks down the hall::
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No, no, we're just borrowing it! She'll get it back in a few years.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: That's a bad thing!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: No it's not! We have more of a use for it then she does!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz's Angel On the Shoulder: Liz! This is very bad AND THERE ARE DRUNK GUYS OUT HERE THEY MIGHT RAPE YOU!
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: (Does she know you want it? XD)
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: HAHAHAHAHAH.
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Liz, your NORBERTlove (TM) can fend them off!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz's Devil On the Shoulder: DO IT! They're too drunk to see straight. You REALLY want the Wicked bootleg!
[livejournal.com profile] midhenaer: Liz: ::whimpers in indecision::
[livejournal.com profile] roseanna: Bee: *also whimpers ... for Norbert*

[identity profile] endofhistory.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Plus I'm a brunette, and everyone knows we're good in bed.

I'm rolling with Bee on that one.

[identity profile] illegal-midget.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
*waves bootleg* umm darlings....I could try and find some way to make a copy of it so you can lust over Norbert Leo Butz all the time.

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you want to. And send it to me, so I can tempt Liz up here. >:D

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
But then we can write the letter together!

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you want to ... we can try out the waterbed? XD

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*wiggles eyebrows*

You know you want to ...

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if we want to be practical about it, we should make sure that the bed is safe. I mean, we'd hate for it to break with Norbert and both of us in it.

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding. It would leave us liable. So yes, we must give it a test-run.

[identity profile] illegal-midget.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...maybe I should just keep it and tempt both of you down here...

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, my name's Bee, and I'm still underage and therefore get looked at suspiciously when crossing the border by myself.

[identity profile] illegal-midget.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi my name's Court and I think you should make a fake id and come anyway.

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, my name's Bee and I already look like a terrorist, kthnxbai. I don't need to give them a reason to arrest me.

[identity profile] illegal-midget.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi my name's Court and I look inderage anyway, so of course they would think I have a fake id. THey wouldn't think you're a terrorist:) Why would a terrorist live in Canada...I mean YAY CANADIA!

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA, you mean other than my last name and how I look? XD

[identity profile] illegal-midget.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you're last name is very Middle Eastern and terroristy...it just makes me think of French. And you aren't scary....You're cute!

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not exactly lily-white.

[identity profile] illegal-midget.livejournal.com 2004-09-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
<33333333333333333333333333333

[identity profile] occultebelta.livejournal.com 2004-09-12 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I was on something last night, I swear. I normally don't have myselves talk aloud.
*cough*

<33333 Liz.