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dramaturgy ([personal profile] dramaturgy) wrote2002-07-03 05:24 pm

FOTC

Edits are in lime

We are the Fellowship of the Chat. Our quest is for world domination and a flat in New York. We must defeat the Dark Lord Nostron and his minions.

THE FELLOWSHIP

Gindalf (Gin) - Our undisputed leader, although very, um... well, she's Gindalf.

Renagorn (Rena) - The second-in-command. Very loyal and all that, but very obviously wants into Skodo's breeches.

Skodo (Skye) - The Hobbit that brought us on this conquest.

Rhiwise (Rhi) - Skodo's faithful companion, will kill anyone if they try anything.

Zorbbin (Zorb) - Troublemaking Hobbit, fool of a Took bouncing all over the place getting us in trouble.

Liladoc (Lily) - Constantly mistook for Zorbbin by elves, squirrels, etc.

Wolfli (Wolfie) - The dwarf who's scary. Grr. Argh.

Calymir (Calypso) - Moody human who fancies hobbits. What's new.

Lizolas (Liz, me) - Elf. Still the prettiest.

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FRIENDS

Anthrond (Anthie) - Lives in the Last Homely House East of the Sea. Tiara looks better on him.

Raywen (Ray) - Elf, rather exasperated with Renagorn's hobbit fetish. Regularly shops at the Gap of Rohan.

Phoeowyn (Phoe) - The lady of Rohan who kicks everybody's ass into next week.

Evdriel (Ev) - Creepy elf with a bipolar disorder. But generously distributes lembas.

Uwthien (UW) - Elf. Still not prettier than me, but did deal with humans to get back Silmarils.

Idir (id) - Elf. Not as pretty as me, but pretty close. Could shoot a dwarf in the dark.

Gil-Galad (Gil) - Human. To tell you the truth, I'm not real sure what she does, but I know she's a good guy.

Jomer (Jo) - Human. Phoeowyn's older brother. Kicks butt, just like his sister.


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ENEMIES, BAD GUYS, AND GENERAL NUISANCES

Saron (Sara) - Dark Lady of Evdriel's underwear. Oh my aching sanity.

Nos-Ring (Nostry) - Evil little bugger that gets carried around. Everyone wants him, but he hangs on a chain around Skodo's neck. Must be where all those non-kids came from.

Livildur (Liv) - Cut the Nos-Ring from Saron's fingers. Didn't destroy it, therefore proving once again that humans are the lesser species.


Karuman (Karei) - Karuman of many colors, works closely with Nostron and his boxers/briefs. Delivers the smackdown.

"One Plan to rule them all. One plan to find them. One plan to bring them to NY and in the city bind them."

[identity profile] wolfofsolitude.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's right, scary and smelling good thanks to strawberry foam. My shiny beard will make those who stand in our way back away in fear ... first NY, then the world, then the -- galaxy!

Bwahaha.