It's Ben F*#%ing Barnes.

[dramaturgy]

It's Kitty's birthday today! (Well tomorrow where she is, but it's her birthday here in EST.)

If you've ever seen Ben Barnes, then I don't need to tell you how gorgeous this kid is. Personally, I really think it's the luminous smile that brings it all together in one hot package, but I also think that the hair is going to rule the world one day. It's nicer than mine. It makes me hate him a little. But then he's smiling and I'm okay again. Yeah. Moving on.



First, did you know he was in The History Boys? I did not know this. But it makes me very happy.







Dakin: I'm just kicking the tyres on this one but, further to the drink, what I was really wondering was whether there were any circumstances in which there was any chance of your sucking me off. Or something similar. [pause] Actually, that would please Hector.
Tom Irwin: What?
Dakin: "Your sucking me off". It's a gerund. He likes gerunds. And "your being scared shitless", that's another gerund.



:]

Stardust, as Young Dunstan.



"Hello Wall. I've come to seduce your daughters."





If you are trying to find the appeal of this particular cap... just think about the fact that he's not wearing any pants.

Easy Virtue is a movie that I have not seen yet, but I plan to, and so should you. I'll make this really easy for you: Ben Barnes in a musical with period costuming. Yes, he sings. And yes, he's pretty awesome.











Fuck you, Jessica Biel. Fuck you.

And now the role he is probably most widely known for: Prince Caspian in the Chronicles of Narnia.



I love this picture. He looks like he just rolled out of bed.



















Yes. Armor, sword, archery, I think that kind of says everything that needs to be said.

Dorian Grey! Yes. I have been assured by my friends who have seen it that there is enough orgy activity (including but probably not limited to being tied up, blindfolded, and smacked around) to keep everyone happy. Also he's gorgeous.





Do I know what's going on here? No. Do I really care? ... Not really.















And now...



"You. Come here."
*gulp*















...................... God save the Queen.































And now for the strong finish. (If this were a symphony, right now we'd have all horns going at full blast, tympani drums, cymbals, kazoos, you name it.)





























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You didn't think I was going to put that .gif in there, did you, Kitty? :D

Comments

[thinkatory.livejournal.com]

I just almost fell off of my couch.

THAT WAS LIKE THE GRAND FINALE OF FIREWORKS OR SOMETHING AT THE END THERE OH MY GOD.

This
was
amazing
thank you

I'm sorry, I'm just going to be watching the gif now

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE WELCOME. :D

I was definitely going for the 1812 Overture Finale there. I'm glad it worked. :D

[thinkatory.livejournal.com]

Ever the performer.

oh my god I can't close the tab.

[raven22.livejournal.com]

...YUMMY.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

If I were a man, I would want to look like him.

[raven22.livejournal.com]

He is PRETTY.

(A very nice way to end off my evening before I went to bed! Thank you for putting his image in my head! <3)

[hermione-like.livejournal.com]

Love it. Love all of it. :D

Also, he kind of looks like a young Billy Crudup in the Easy Virtue pictures.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

HE DOES.

I also think he looks like Ioan Gruffudd in the Dorian Gray picture where he's wet. >_>

[occultebelta.livejournal.com]

I enjoy that he has a West Side Story shot.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

There's a whole shoot! Like, four pics. They're pretty amazing.

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU for this.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

You are welcome. ♥

[whitelily22.livejournal.com]

GOOD GOD
THIS BOY LOOKS AMAZING WITH LONG HAIR

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

He wears my haircut better than I do.

[monsterjunk.livejournal.com]

he's so damn goodlooking :)
and seems like a really nice guy
I saw easy virtue and even if it's maybe not a superb film, ben is definitely the best thing about it (and the only reason I really watched it)
he's just so charming
plus you see him pretty much naked :)

[chiroro.livejournal.com]

Well damn. He leaves me speechless.

Oohh. I kinda love him a lot more now that I know that he was in "The History Boys".

Wonderful picspam ;)

[siel-black.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I love the most, Ben himself or his hair. The guy's freaking gorgeous <3

[nolongertwo.livejournal.com]

My God he's gorgeous! I love him and his demon eyes. *dies*

[kitoky.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I am so happy someone did a Ben Barnes picspam, because my soul has been wanting to do that, but I've picspammed him... quite a few times, SO.

OMG. YOU CHOSE SOME ABSOLUTELY SMEXY PICTURES AND I'VE SIGNED AND SWOONED AND SQUEE'D SO MANY TIMES. LOOK AT THE CAPS. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT CAPS MEAN? xDDD

[calms down and straightens herself out] This is a positively amazing picspam. It has completely reminded me of how much I love him and how handsome he is, and how awesome people are for picspamming him like you. ♥ ♥ ♥ Sigh!

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

Aha, I wanted to do a picspam of him too but I already have. xD

[laranjalima.livejournal.com]

he is sooooo pretty :)
great picspam!

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

OHHHHH THIS IS FABULOUS. Especially since I have been on a Ben Barnes kick for the last couple of weeks. Boy is entirely too fine.

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

Same, only it's just emerged again this week. xD

[idkmercy.livejournal.com]

THIS IS PERFECTION.
good job!

[theseliars.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know who this guy was until I saw Dorian Gray, but now I love him and DAAAMMMNN he's pretty. Thank you for making this picspam exist. ♥

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

My hands are sweatier than usual. XDD

I liked Easy Virtue and even Jessica Biel. =)
But I always saw it as a period piece with musical elements. Whatever, he has a lovely voice nonetheless. I really adored it. ^_^

Also, thank you for the reassurances. Now I'm definitely excited for Dorian Gray. >3

Anyways, awesome job! =D

PS: That first picture of him training as Prince Caspian where you state that he looks like he rolled out of bed... yeah. I'm gonna have to save that. xD

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I misunderstood because I have the soundtrack and then I read after I posted this that it was based on the Noel Coward play, which makes me hate it a little but I will probably watch it anyway. XD I probably should have edited the post and corrected myself, but oh well.

Uh. LOOK, BEN BARNES. >_> XD

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

It's okay, it's not a big deal. For all we know it COULD be considered a musical, I just didn't interpret it that way?
I recently found out what Easy Virtue is based off of and... what's wrong with Noel Coward? *genuinely curious*

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

I've had some experience with Noel Coward plays and I just don't care much for him. Just a matter of taste. *shrug*

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

Oh okay. I thought he did something horrible for a second there. xD

[jeeshee.livejournal.com]

He's so pretty it hurts.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

A little. XD

[boycottbananas.livejournal.com]

BEN BARNES OMG.

I will totally admit to downloading Dorian Grey (at first, only for Rachel Hurd Wood) BUT OF COURSE IT DIDN'T WORK. Of course. >>

... Um, yum, Ben Barnes. :'D

[kitoky.livejournal.com]

Okay. This is the 6th time, I've looked through this picspam because I honestly can't get over how awesome/hot Ben Barnes is. I commented earlier, but I needed to comment again just to release the pent up fangirlishness I've worked up (nguhgfgsdkj okay, I'm pathetic) but your picspam is just pretty much awesome in every sense of the word. So... [two thumbs up (again)]