Random Quotage

[dramaturgy]

After I stuttered out the entire current situation on LN to my brother...

Joey: ::blinks:: But how much wood did the woodchuck chuck?

Playing the pants game...

Joey: I will take the pants to Mordor!

After swing dancing:

Jim: Liz?
Me: What?
Jim: Why did you do that barefoot?
Me: Because I didn't want to do it in those. ::points to four-inch heels::
Jim: Makes perfect sense.

In "Cruel Intentions"...

Annette: I'm impressed.
Sebastian: I'm in love.

(I swear, Sebastian is so a Straight!Terence.)

In "Black Hawk Down"...

Crew Chief: Hey, Grimesy! No fear!
Grimes: Oh, yeah, RIGHT!

Grimes: I made coffee during Desert Storm.

In Honors World History last year after a very not-helpful hint to guess Francis Bacon's name (it starts with a pig?)...

Mr. Thomas: BACON STARTS WITH A PIG! BACON STARTS WITH A PIG! BACON STARTS WITH A PIG!

Comments

[that_mireille]

Joey: ::blinks:: But how much wood did the woodchuck chuck?

Possibly the sanest reaction ever.

However, it now makes me want to dig out my "How much Wood could a Slytherin [CENSORED]" icon...

Okay, perhaps I should sleep.

Re:

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

In general, yes. From my brother, yes.

Sleep. Sleep good.