*dead*

[dramaturgy]

Tonight was a good night. I have been up all night with thinkatory who has, once again, proven to be worth her weight in gold and LMAO. First, there was wank over Zachary Quinto and his astral plane wife (or something, Kitty said SNAPEWIVES MOVED TO HEROES FANDOM and I was hooked). Then I got to reading TLC/Lexicon wank. (THERE WAS TLC/LEXICON WANK AND NO ONE TOLD ME?) And things degenerated from there.

AND THANK GOD THEY DID.



dramaturgy: *FALLS OUT OF HER CHAIR*
dramaturgy: I.
dramaturgy: I. XD
thinkatory: *is laughing so fucking hard right now*
dramaturgy: *SO FUCKING DEAD*
dramaturgy: I love you.
thinkatory: I love you too. XD
dramaturgy: NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO FILK "YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT AT ALICE'S RESTAURANT" INTO "YOU CAN GET ANYONE YOU WANT ON THE ASTRAL PLANE."
thinkatory: Man, that manip was asking for it. The guy in the hat and JGroff were posing ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME.
dramaturgy: XD
thinkatory: I almost added a parrot.
dramaturgy: a;lskjf
thinkatory: But I couldn't find a good one.
thinkatory: *IS LAUGHING AGAIN*
dramaturgy: NO KITTY, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER THE TOP
thinkatory: OH IS THAT THE LINE? XD
thinkatory: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/10218.jpg
dramaturgy: THERE ONCE WAS A PIRATE INDEED

Phew. I need a cigarette and a shower after all that.

ETA: This ETA is brought to you by the fact of DAMN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE and that I fell on the ice and you should all pity me. My wrist hurts but I didn't break it. It's probably just bruised. x_x

Also that like I told Kitty, my favorite thing about the above manip, aside from the fact that he is wearing a pirate hat, is that he is wearing a periodical table to elements t-shirt, and that is NOT manip'd. That is so fucking nerdy. I want to have curly-haired (from my side, since the only time I seem to actually see him with the curls is in SA production photos, although I would not complain because they definitely suit him) nerdy babies with him. Astral or otherwise.

I am so cracked out right now. *_* I'm tempted to share the manip with the internet. HAI safans, LOOK WHAT I GOTS LOL.

Also, it's my baby brother (sachrosis)'s birthday, who never ever posts in his journal, or I am just not special enough to see it. He is old. Thankfully, only twenty.

Comments

[thinkatory.livejournal.com]

NERDY CURLY-HAIRED ASTRAL PIRATE BABIES

IF THAT IS NOT THE STUFF OF FAIRYTALE ROMANCE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

AND THEY SHALL HAVE PARROTS.

OUR CHILDREN WILL BE NOTHING IF NOT FABULOUS, OVER THE TOP THEATRE NERDS.

[dementedina.livejournal.com]

There's a TLC/Lexicon wank? Link please?

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

Oh man, there's like ten F_W posts. The latest one might have a recap. It's been ongoing since November. Here's the FW Wiki page.

ETA: I'm a moron, the TLC/Lexicon wank is an outgrowth of the larger Lexicon vs JKR wank, which you probably already know about. Here is the TLC wank in question; almost everyone deemed it to be grudgewank -- and I kinda have to agree, since the basis appears extremely shaky.

[dementedina.livejournal.com]

I actually had no idea about the JKR/Lexicon wank, it's an...interesting read.
And the TLC/Lexicon one does look a bit like grudgewank to me. Although where DOES Melissa get her money from if she's not working?
Maybe she has a sugar daddy.

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe she has a large supply of frail but rich relatives who she picks off one-by-one! Or maybe she's secretly Bill Gates, who is also MsScribe. But when it came down to it, the wank reporter was like "Well, I couldn't find her tax return on Google, therefore she didn't file one!" Which was just... bzuh?

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

Or maybe she's secretly Bill Gates, who is also MsScribe.
And Hitler.

Oh crap, I just broke Godwin's Law.

(I have also been widening my vocabulary with such words as HEIDIPOLOGY.)

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAPERWORK YOU'VE JUST CAUSED?

I, meanwhile, have been widening my vocabulary with words like URNFUCKING.

[dementedina.livejournal.com]

o.O
The notion of him trying to spy on her taxes is disturbing enough.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

This is to what I was referring, but as I have found, it is only the latest in the series! Kind of disappointing too once you get towards the end, but lots of yummy recipes!

[dementedina.livejournal.com]

True. At the end it's just people who argue even though they forgot what they were arguing about.

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry. I can't let this go. PERIODIC table. <333 You understand. It's for science.

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

*THUNDERCRACKLIGHTNINGSTRIKE*

(It says something about me that the best I can do iconwise for science related things is Girl Genius.)

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

Well, for me it's practically a fandom.

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

And sorry, I had to change it up a bit. (There's a precedent for the Astral Walmart, though!)

You can get anyone you heart at the Astral Walmart!
You can get anyone you heart at the Astral Walmart!
Close your eyes, it's all in your head,
Doesn't matter if your guy's alive or dead,
You can get anyone you heart at the Astral Walmart!

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

ANOTHER ADDITION TO THE DEADNESS. *so wants to show the ENTIRE WORLD the amazingness that Kitty and Kaesa have done for her*

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

You could dress up in a sandwich board and parade around with filk on your chest! But people would be mostly just confused.