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dramaturgy ([personal profile] dramaturgy) wrote2006-07-29 12:21 pm
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Open letter.

Dear America at large,

AT THIS POINT, WE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE TERRORISTS, AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

YOU ARE EATING YOURSELF TO DEATH. STOP IT.

Love,
A Very Concerned Minion of Ronald McDonald.
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[identity profile] elohvee.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I... love you. That is all. *squishes*

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
♥!

[identity profile] endofhistory.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ronald McDonald lives on my college campus.

[identity profile] duchessdollydot.livejournal.com 2006-07-30 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear A Very Concerned Minion of Ronald McDonald,

McFlurry.

Love,
I Craved A McFlurry ALL WEEK in Juarez

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2006-07-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
$2.66 at the next window IN HELL.

[identity profile] duchessdollydot.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, hell would have to freeze over for my McFlurry to survive.

[identity profile] dramaturgy.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHA
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