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dramaturgy) wrote2002-08-02 01:18 am
dramaturgy) wrote2002-08-02 01:18 am
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This is what we do when the chat dies.
kaluptein: Dead, dead, dead chat
kaluptein: ::arranges funeral::
kaluptein: ::writes eulogy::
DogStarGirl21: *notifies relatives*
kaluptein: :buys slowers and nice casket:
kaluptein: *flowers
DogStarGirl21: *calls the church*
kaluptein: :welcomes mourners::
RENTtwirler: *arranges the flowers*
kaluptein: ::prepares speech:
RENTtwirler: *stands in the corner with a glass of wine, looking sinister*
kaluptein: Ladies and other ladies
DogStarGirl21: *sobs loudly*
kaluptein: We are gathered here today to mourn the death of our dear Chat
kaluptein: Though we all now it was coming it is still of utmost grief that we convene here today
kaluptein: *know
kaluptein: The Chat gave us an escape from the world
kaluptein: Allowed us to stay inside with our paleness and anti-social tendencies
kaluptein: and makes lots of inside jokes and gossip relentlessly
DogStarGirl21: I-it was s-so y-young *cries*
kaluptein: We all had lots of good times with the Chat..
kaluptein: I remember when Chat was born and the She-Woman-Man-Haters were formed
RENTtwirler: *pats UW on the shoulder and gives her a hanky*
kaluptein: We've had many good times since then
DogStarGirl21: *blows nose in hanky*
kaluptein: Through thick and thin, from happy shooting fests to WWIII, the Chat has been here for us
JessicaCMalfoy: (When doing the [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] thing...Does that also work for communities?)
kaluptein: We will never forget it. ::looks sadly at casket and gives sharp look to Jess with a curt nod::
JessicaCMalfoy: ::nods back::
kaluptein: Now before friends and relatives look upon the deceased Chat, does anyone else have something they want to say?
kaluptein: ::looks on as chat is lowered into the ground::
RENTtwirler: *plays "Send in the Clowns" on her kazoo*
DogStarGirl21: Farewell fair Chat, we knew ye well
kaluptein: ::rides around in the funeral car with little flag on the hood::
RENTtwirler: (Hearse.)
kaluptein: (I meant a regular car in a funeral procession. Hearses are icky)
DogStarGirl21: *follows in black corvette*
RENTtwirler: *rides a tricycle*
kaluptein: ::races UW::
kaluptein: ::"accidentally" hits Liz::
RENTtwirler: *dies*
DogStarGirl21: *drives over tricycle wheel*
kaluptein: ::speeds away cackling::
DogStarGirl21: Yay, more food for us!
kaluptein: Dead, dead, dead chat
kaluptein: ::arranges funeral::
kaluptein: ::writes eulogy::
DogStarGirl21: *notifies relatives*
kaluptein: :buys slowers and nice casket:
kaluptein: *flowers
DogStarGirl21: *calls the church*
kaluptein: :welcomes mourners::
RENTtwirler: *arranges the flowers*
kaluptein: ::prepares speech:
RENTtwirler: *stands in the corner with a glass of wine, looking sinister*
kaluptein: Ladies and other ladies
DogStarGirl21: *sobs loudly*
kaluptein: We are gathered here today to mourn the death of our dear Chat
kaluptein: Though we all now it was coming it is still of utmost grief that we convene here today
kaluptein: *know
kaluptein: The Chat gave us an escape from the world
kaluptein: Allowed us to stay inside with our paleness and anti-social tendencies
kaluptein: and makes lots of inside jokes and gossip relentlessly
DogStarGirl21: I-it was s-so y-young *cries*
kaluptein: We all had lots of good times with the Chat..
kaluptein: I remember when Chat was born and the She-Woman-Man-Haters were formed
RENTtwirler: *pats UW on the shoulder and gives her a hanky*
kaluptein: We've had many good times since then
DogStarGirl21: *blows nose in hanky*
kaluptein: Through thick and thin, from happy shooting fests to WWIII, the Chat has been here for us
JessicaCMalfoy: (When doing the [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] thing...Does that also work for communities?)
kaluptein: We will never forget it. ::looks sadly at casket and gives sharp look to Jess with a curt nod::
JessicaCMalfoy: ::nods back::
kaluptein: Now before friends and relatives look upon the deceased Chat, does anyone else have something they want to say?
kaluptein: ::looks on as chat is lowered into the ground::
RENTtwirler: *plays "Send in the Clowns" on her kazoo*
DogStarGirl21: Farewell fair Chat, we knew ye well
kaluptein: ::rides around in the funeral car with little flag on the hood::
RENTtwirler: (Hearse.)
kaluptein: (I meant a regular car in a funeral procession. Hearses are icky)
DogStarGirl21: *follows in black corvette*
RENTtwirler: *rides a tricycle*
kaluptein: ::races UW::
kaluptein: ::"accidentally" hits Liz::
RENTtwirler: *dies*
DogStarGirl21: *drives over tricycle wheel*
kaluptein: ::speeds away cackling::
DogStarGirl21: Yay, more food for us!
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You're getting rusty, my dear.
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That just cooks my noodle. ::beats chat with wet noodle::