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My aunt just told the best joke EVER.

Aunt: I've got a tattoo.
My Grandma: Where?
Aunt: Down on my hipbone.
Grandma: I don't believe you.
Aunt: I do, it's of Mickey Mouse!
Grandma: Still don't believe you
Aunt: No? *pulls out the waistband of her jeans slightly, looks* Oops, I guess my pussy ate it.

(While my mother, my uncles, and cousin and I laugh hilariously, Grandma keeps blank look on her face...)

Grandma: What?

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... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

I don't know what was funnier, the joke or the fact that my grandmother didn't get it.

I think the blank look on your grandmother's face. The only thing better than a good joke, is that one person who says "what?"

No, the best thing is when you tell a joke that doesn't make sense, a la:

"What did the penguin say after falling in an open manhole?"

"What?"

"Walkman, walkman!"

And have it rigged so that everyone knows that the joke is fake except for one person, so that everyone laughs except for, ta-da! them. Then you get to see them either laugh along or go "what?"

"Two flamingos were sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other: 'Would you pass me the shampoo?' The second answers, 'What do I look like, a radio?'"

XD

OH MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TELL THAT JOKE TOO. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

I have been telling that joke for years, and it's always the first time that anyone's heard of it, and now it's become like this massive inside joke at my work, and NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER HEARD OF IT.

*mauls you, lovingly*

:D My friend Katie's been telling that joke for a long time.

*mauls Katie too*

:D :D :D

...

:: keels over, DEAD ::

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR AUNT. XD
The end. >:D

Me too. :D

OMG. She said that in front of your grandmother?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

Fantastic. XD

That means trashy, but animated! Hee!

Dude. I love your aunt.

Oh. Dear. Lord. *dies in a fit of hysterical giggles*

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