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dramaturgy) wrote2003-03-17 10:18 pm
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10 Things I Would Put on a T-Shirt for the Last Big Bend Conference Honor Band Trip
1. No, YOU'RE a good story! (Every single time Joe R would start a story he'd pause, and someone would say "Good story" sarcastically. And then he finally yelled, "No, YOU'RE a good story!")
2. One Amazing Marching Manatee (The director listed the order of the songs as "One...", "Amazing...", "March", and "Manatee" and I said "One Amazing Marching Manatee, got it." Which was apparently the funniest thing I said all day.)
3. I see imaginary people in the shower. (Rachel was talking about her imaginary boyfriends in the shower with her. O_O)
4. Heeeeeey! (The "Hey" game. You start yelling "Hey!" and your friends answer you and everyone answers everyone else. Its a DeWitt thing.)
5. Been through the desert on a camel with no name. (Involves a dirty joke by Joe R and Danny's obsession with said camel.)
6. Women are worthless, but men are only good for two things. (Sex and masturbation, according to Rachel. I didn't even think she knew what those words meant.)
7. TRUANCY! TRUANCY! TRU -- never mind. (We stopped at Subway for lunch, and we told the people we were skipping, and Stephanie had a cow and Joe R jumps up and runs around the parking lot yelling, "TRUANCY! TRUANCY! TRU -- never mind.")
8. Walk, don't run. (Another one of Joe's dirty jokes.)
9. Tim? (The sax player who sat behind me [kind of cute, too] was a soloist and director asked his name, and it was, of course, Tim. So, of course, Joe and Danny start quoting Monty Python.)
10. Freedom Horns! (The french horns unanimously voted they were now "Freedom Horns". Ahh, nothing like putting the "mock" back in "democracy".)
1. No, YOU'RE a good story! (Every single time Joe R would start a story he'd pause, and someone would say "Good story" sarcastically. And then he finally yelled, "No, YOU'RE a good story!")
2. One Amazing Marching Manatee (The director listed the order of the songs as "One...", "Amazing...", "March", and "Manatee" and I said "One Amazing Marching Manatee, got it." Which was apparently the funniest thing I said all day.)
3. I see imaginary people in the shower. (Rachel was talking about her imaginary boyfriends in the shower with her. O_O)
4. Heeeeeey! (The "Hey" game. You start yelling "Hey!" and your friends answer you and everyone answers everyone else. Its a DeWitt thing.)
5. Been through the desert on a camel with no name. (Involves a dirty joke by Joe R and Danny's obsession with said camel.)
6. Women are worthless, but men are only good for two things. (Sex and masturbation, according to Rachel. I didn't even think she knew what those words meant.)
7. TRUANCY! TRUANCY! TRU -- never mind. (We stopped at Subway for lunch, and we told the people we were skipping, and Stephanie had a cow and Joe R jumps up and runs around the parking lot yelling, "TRUANCY! TRUANCY! TRU -- never mind.")
8. Walk, don't run. (Another one of Joe's dirty jokes.)
9. Tim? (The sax player who sat behind me [kind of cute, too] was a soloist and director asked his name, and it was, of course, Tim. So, of course, Joe and Danny start quoting Monty Python.)
10. Freedom Horns! (The french horns unanimously voted they were now "Freedom Horns". Ahh, nothing like putting the "mock" back in "democracy".)