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[dramaturgy]

I love you POLA people down at TBTMNBN. ::hugs::

"I heard you!" Oliver snapped. "Haven't you ever heard of a rhetorical question?"

"Yes, but--"

"Rhetorical question!"

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"As Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team," Oliver reasoned. "I will go first."

"Like bloody hell!" Harry bellowed. "I am the freakin' Boy Who Saved Your Collective Asses More Than Once so I get to go first!"

"I think Wood should go first," Malfoy offered, his eyebrows lifting slightly. "After all, whatever it is that he has to say is so urgent that he came tearing in here in nothing but a towel and a scowl."

Oliver glanced down and saw that he was indeed in a very undressed state.

"Well, at least he's got on a towel!" Harry griped, nodding at Malfoy. "Will you at least cover yourself, Malfoy?"

"No," Draco replied cheerily. "I am still wet."

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"It was sarcasm, Oliver," Harry clarified quickly. "You are rhetoric question boy. I, however, am sarcasm boy."

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"That hussy!" Oliver crowed.

"Oliver!" Harry, ever the noble, chastized his captain.

"That scarlet harlot!" Draco howled.

"Malfoy!" Harry was scandalized.

"That shameless Jezebel!"

"That randy hussy!"

"I already said hussy," Oliver told Draco.

"But not randy hussy," Draco pointed out. "And I think 'randy' really helps to clarify the true hussiness of her nature."

All quotes by Nichy. Thanks darling, I really needed the laugh. ::blows kisses::