"My kids are going to play an instrument. And speak at least two different languages. Fluently. And Latin. I'm raising child prodigies, dammit." -- Rachel, again...

A few years ago, I entertained the notion of raising each of my hypothetical children with a different accent. It was all very complicated, and very very silly. I think I decided I'd hire each of them a nanny who spoke their designated accent, or I'd only let them watch TV/movies with their accent in it.

Rats. I've gone and confused myself. *steals survey* Math avoidance time!