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[dramaturgy]

Ahem. Highlights from the Harry Potter Musical:

• Introduction to Divination (Trelawney and students, Driving Gospel song)
  
• Dumbledore's Announcement (to the Oompa Loompa's theme from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory")
  
• Introduction to Defense Against the Dark Arts; Year Three (Lupin and students, 80's easy rock)
  
• Introduction to Defense Against the Dark Arts; Year Four (Moody and students, "The Constant Vigilance Rap")
  
• Introduction to Defenst Against the Dark Arts; Year Two (Lockhart and students, opera)
  
• Introduction to Transfiguration (McGonagall and the students; Classical Mozart)
  
• Introduction to Potions (Snape and the students; smoky jazz)
  
• Quidditch Rhapsody (wherein the Gryffindor Quidditch team loses against Hufflepuff in book three; a filk to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.)
  
• The Heir of Slytherin Hoedown (filched from "Whose Line is it Anyway?"; sung by Fred and George Weasley in CoS. "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin!")
  
• Introduction to Charms (Flitwick and students; Nursery rhyme compilation.)
  
• Neville's Lament ("Where is my Trevor?" to the tune of "Where is my hairbrush?" from Veggietales ["Harry, rather embarassed at the sight of Neville in a bath towel..."])
  
• Troll in the Dungeon! (Ska piece)
  
• In the Phoenix Cage (in the CoS; and graveyard in Little Hangleton in GoF, "May It Be"/Enya type of theme)
  

Some Lyrics:
I see the little silhouette of a thing
(Harry's broom! Harry's broom! There is goes!)
Nimbus 2000, Nimbus 2000, Nimbus 2000 broom!
Whomping Willow! Etc.