I think it's more ADULTS TODAY. Apparently some of them think there's some kind of speshul sekrit way to solve KIDS TODAY problems, either because their children are ~*unique*~ or because TECHNOLOGY IS SO INCOMPREHENSIBLE. I think I was just as selfish and naive as the Kids Today, I just had parents who didn't put up with it as often. Sure, I don't agree with everything they did, but there's nothing wrong with me.

...wait, crap, I'm as neurotic and asocial as they come. Also, I swear and press the snooze button a lot, and get self-righteous about things I don't understand. And I have this pimple on my chin. NEVER MIND ALL THAT.