*flails at icon* YOU SHOULD NEVER PUNCH A WEREWOLF IN THE FACE. THROUGH SOME MYSTERY OF NATURE, IT'S ALWAYS YOUR ASS THE ENDS UP SORE.

(It made me cackle silently. Bwhahaha.)

Also, omg, Janet. I miss you terribly sometimes. David really does have a nice ass. I mean. I wouldn't date him. But I would grope him any day of the week.

(And then Accademia security would, with appalled and horrified expressions, lock me in a tiny room filled with bad Italian iron gates and boxes filled with doorknobs until they knew exactly what to do with me.)