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[dramaturgy]

Oh I SO get to tap dance a duet with this song. :D Its a funny song. Charlie Brown insists that there's no need to put on a show just because its suppertime, but Snoopy puts one on anyway. :)

And, I found Terence's song. And improved version of "Queen Lucy".


TERENCE:
Marcus, do you know what I intend?

[MARCUS shakes his head.]

I intend to be a queen.

[Cue music.]

When I grow up, I'm going to be the biggest queen there ever was. And I'm going to live in this big palace, with a big front lawn. And have lots of glittery shirts to wear. And when I go out on my broom, all the people will wave at me, and I will shout at them-

MARCUS:
Terence?

TERENCE:
-and they-

MARCUS:
I believe 'queen' is an inherited title.

TERENCE [unperturbed]:
-and they-

MARCUS:
Oh, yes, I'm quite sure. A person can only become a queen by being born into a royal family of the, er, so that he can... um. Well, I can't think of any possible way that you could *ever* become queen. I'm sorry, Terence, its true.

[silence]

TERENCE:
And in the summertime I will go to my summer palace! And I will wear my crown in Quidditch. And everything. And when I go out on my broom, all the people will cheer me... what do you mean I can't be a queen?

MARCUS:
Well, its true.

TERENCE [going into "Slytherin" mode]:
There must be a loophole. This kind of think always has a loophole! NOBODY SHOULD BE KEPT FROM BEING A QUEEN IF HE WANTS TO BE ONE! *ITS UNDEMOCRATIC!*

MARCUS:
Good grief...

TERENCE:
Its usually just a matter of knowing the right people... I bet a few pieces of well-placed correspondence, and I get to be a queen in no time!

MARCUS:
I think I'll listen to the WWN.

TERENCE [ignoring Marcus, still plotting]:
I know what I'll do! If I can't be a queen, then I'll be very rich! I will work, and work, and be very, very rich! And I buy myself a queendom!

MARCUS:
Good grief!

TERENCE:
Yes! I will *buy* myself a queendom, and then I'll throw out the old queen, and I'll take over the whole operation myself! I will be head queen. And when I go out on my broom... all the people will wave at meeeee... [sighs happily]

MARCUS [curiously]:
What happened to your queendom?

TERENCE:
Eh?

MARCUS:
What happened to your queendom?

TERENCE:
Oh... I gave it up. I had decided to devote my life to cultivating my natural beauty. *pulls out pink and silver sparkles*