The Trial of Hana Candie

[dramaturgy]

Hear ye, hear ye. Thus commenceth the trial for Miss Hana Candie for the FAP Chat on the date of July 25, 2002.



hanacandie=Hana, ETG Rhi=Rhianna, Zorb47=Zorb, Trillion86=Gin, Waterlily8426=Lily, siriustaliesin=Tali, RENTtwirler=Liz, HowlsAgainstMoon=Wolfie

hanacandie: *looks menacing*
ETG Rhi: *points to Hana* chatkiller! chatkiller!
Zorb47: *wibbles*
hanacandie: *cries* I didn't mean it!
Trillion86: tell that to the judge!
hanacandie: Who's the judge? *looks around*
Waterlily8426: I am!
Waterlily8426: ::wears white wig::
ETG Rhi: all bow down to Lily, Almighty judge!
Zorb47: Good, if it were me, I'd just call everyone guilty
hanacandie: *grovels to almightly judge*
Waterlily8426: ::looks sternly at people::
hanacandie: I didn't mean to kill the chat
ETG Rhi: you have the right to remain silent. anything you say may be used against you in the court of law...
Waterlily8426: What do you plead, Hana?
hanacandie: Manslaughter!!!!
Zorb47: Did you or did you not kill this chat?
Trillion86: she did!
Waterlily8426: ORDER!
Trillion86: *points accusingly*
ETG Rhi: who's your lawyer, Hana?
Trillion86: me! *bounces*
hanacandie: *nods*
ETG Rhi: and who's the other lawyer?
Waterlily8426: state vs. Hana
Trillion86: heh
Waterlily8426: wait, its
Waterlily8426: Park vs. Hana
siriustaliesin: FAP Chat vs Hana.
hanacandie: *cries*
SkyeBlack3: Hmm.
Zorb47: Argh. My mom just bought me a teenybopper shirt/
ETG Rhi: yes, but who's the lawyer representing Chat?
Zorb47: *wibbles some more*
Trillion86: good question
siriustaliesin: *pats Zorb*
SkyeBlack3: *schnugs Zorb*
Waterlily8426: Zorb's mom: GUILTY as charged!
Trillion86: poor zorb
Zorb47: lol
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
Waterlily8426: okay, back to the matter at hand
Trillion86: oh well, so much for my lawyering skills ^_^
Trillion86: :-D
Waterlily8426: who is representing chat?
Trillion86: hamburgers for everyone! *hands em out*
ETG Rhi: I will
hanacandie: Squee! *eats happily*
Waterlily8426: okay, chat, call your first witness
siriustaliesin: *takes hamburger* Am i being bribed?
Waterlily8426: Order! No food in my courtroom!
Waterlily8426: ::bangs more::
Trillion86: awwwww
Waterlily8426: ::steals hamburgers away::
ETG Rhi: The chat calls Zorb to the stand
Zorb47: But you asked us to order!
hanacandie: *is scared*
Waterlily8426: Zorb, come up to the stand.
Zorb47: *goes to stand*
Trillion86: yeah!
Waterlily8426: we need a cop and a bible so she can swear...
Waterlily8426: :-P this is too much fun
hanacandie: *hands over a bible*
Zorb47: I can swear without either.
hanacandie: No!
siriustaliesin: Yeah, she can.
Trillion86: heh
RENTtwirler: ...I can be a cop.
hanacandie: She should swear over the HP books!
Zorb47: Goatfuckingly livid in hell!
ETG Rhi: say the line Liz!
Zorb47: That work?
SkyeBlack3: *nods in approval*
siriustaliesin: Hehehe.
RENTtwirler: *holds out "Goblet of Fire"* Place your left hand on the book and raise your right hand.
Zorb47: *does*
RENTtwirler: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you J.K. Rowling?
Zorb47: I do
RENTtwirler: Please be seated.
Trillion86: heh
Zorb47: *sits*
Zorb47: *taps foot impatiently*
Waterlily8426: you may begin, council
hanacandie: *is still very scared*
ETG Rhi: Miss Zorb, please tell us your version of what happened on Thursday July 25th in the FAP Chat
Zorb47: Well, when I walked it, chat was pretty slow already, probably because of the late hour.
Zorb47: But it was still moving, you know. Until....
Zorb47: *chokes up*
hanacandie: *drinks large quantaties of water and looks scared*
Waterlily8426: continue, Miss Zorb
Zorb47: *composes self*
siriustaliesin: *clears throat* It's Friday here.
siriustaliesin: Just thought I'd point that out.
siriustaliesin: Continue,
Zorb47: Until it died.
Trillion86: this is a beech of justice *strts singing Trial by Jury*
siriustaliesin: beech?
Trillion86: *breech
Waterlily8426: for the record, where the judge is is where the court is taking place! order in the court!
ETG Rhi: Can you identify the person who killed the chat, Miss Zorb?
Trillion86: I can't spell...
Zorb47: Yes, yes I can
siriustaliesin: Sorry.
Waterlily8426: ^^
Zorb47: She's sitting right there! *points to Hana*
RENTtwirler: *court gasps, jury makes notes*
hanacandie: EEP! *looks shocked and even more scared*
Waterlily8426: ::looks at Hana::
hanacandie: *cries*
Trillion86: *huggleses hana*
ETG Rhi: I have no further questions.
Zorb47: I'm sorry, Hana, but I can't like in front of the JKR
Zorb47: *lie
hanacandie: It's okay...I understand *is still upset*
SkyeBlack3: *scribbles furiously on notepad*
Waterlily8426: please call the next witness council
Zorb47: *leaves the stand, sobbing*
Zorb47: *leaves the chat, too, because obnoxious sister wants the net*
Trillion86: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ETG Rhi: bye Zorbette
hanacandie: awwww byebye
Waterlily8426: goodbye miss zorb
siriustaliesin: Aw,bye Zorb
Zorb47: Bye
RENTtwirler: *escorts Zorb to location outside court*
Waterlily8426: :D
Zorb47: Have fun with the trial
Zorb47 has left the room.
ETG Rhi: the chat calls Miss Hana Candi to the stand
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots*
Waterlily8426: ::looks at wolfie sternly::
RENTtwirler: THERE WILL BE NO GUNS IN THIS COURT OF LAW!
hanacandie: *walks to the stand, shaking*
RENTtwirler: *holds out "Goblet of Fire"* Place your left hand on the book and raise your right hand.
hanacandie: *does*
RENTtwirler: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you J.K. Rowling?
hanacandie: yes, yes I do
RENTtwirler: Please be seated.
ETG Rhi: Miss Candi, would you like to relay to us, your version of what happened this afternoon?
Trillion86: *does a hand-stand*
Waterlily8426: Order!
RENTtwirler: *holds Gin in contempt*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots Gin*
ETG Rhi: (when does Gin get a chance to ask questions?)
Trillion86: *pokes wolfie* sod off!
Waterlily8426: uuhh....oops
RENTtwirler: (She gets to cross examine!)
siriustaliesin: good question Rhi.
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots Gin's head off*
HowlsAgainstMoon: No!
Waterlily8426: well, zorb left
Trillion86: soon, I hope, I have to go to bed soon.
Waterlily8426: so we'll continue
ETG Rhi: Miss Candi, please answer the question
hanacandie: Well, I was in the chat, having a nice conversation with everyone about many exciting things. All of a sudden RENTtwirler murdered the chat
hanacandie: *nods*
siriustaliesin: *considers LJ murder*
RENTtwirler: (The persecution asks questions first, then the defense cross-examines.)
hanacandie: she killed it before I did!
Trillion86: *nods*
hanacandie: It was already dead, all I did was...uh...kill it a bit more
ETG Rhi: What were you doing at this time?
RENTtwirler: *squirms*
SkyeBlack3: *collective whispersing*
hanacandie: I was, ummm....ermm. drinking a cup of coffee! so it couldn't have been me!
hanacandie: *looks defiant*
ETG Rhi: So are you implying that Miss Zorb was *lying* when she gave her testimony?
Trillion86: you can't prove that that's not true. And it's innocent til proven guilty. Haha.
HowlsAgainstMoon: *gasps throughout the room*
hanacandie: I think that miss Zorb was mistaken rather than lying. She said what she thought was true
SkyeBlack3: *scribbles more on notepad*
ETG Rhi: (someone *has* to post this on LJ)
RENTtwirler: (am so going to)
hanacandie: *nods*
ETG Rhi: and you are certain that it wasn't you who committed this crime?
Waterlily8426: Order! next question, please
Waterlily8426: thank you, council ::smiles::
hanacandie: yes, it wasn't me
ETG Rhi: I have no further questions..
SkyeBlack3: Blatant denial....oooh....
Waterlily8426: May I call the two lawyers to the stand?
hanacandie: *runs away from stand back to seat*
Trillion86: thats me is it?
Waterlily8426: don't go anywhere, Miss.
RENTtwirler: (Summon council to the bench.)
hanacandie: *sits still*
Waterlily8426: yes, that.
Trillion86: good good
Waterlily8426: ::whispers::
Trillion86: *skips up to the stand*
hanacandie: *drinks a glass of water*
RENTtwirler: *calls her lawyer*
hanacandie: (only has five minutes left online)
HowlsAgainstMoon: *takes poll on who's gonna be found guilty*
Waterlily8426: council, may I request exact times of the crime? I was informed we have this information.
DogStarGirl21: brb dinnertime
hanacandie: *nervously twiddles hair*
Waterlily8426: Jury, you're not allowed to speak of the trial if you leave.
ETG Rhi: 5:39:17 EST
Trillion86: er... about 20 minutes ago?
Trillion86: ^^
Waterlily8426: okay, thank you. I needed to clear that up.
Waterlily8426: you may continue.
Trillion86: hm?
Waterlily8426: Defense, ask your questions
Trillion86: me?
ETG Rhi: *giggles*
hanacandie: (be quick...only have about three more minutes....)
Waterlily8426: yes, please Miss Gin!
Trillion86: well... did you do it?
Trillion86: hana?
Trillion86: I only have 3 more minutes too.
hanacandie: No, I did not do it
Trillion86: well, that settles it really.
hanacandie: mm...yes it does rather
Waterlily8426: no furthur questions?
Trillion86: a couple more
Trillion86: ^^
Waterlily8426: well get on with it, then
Trillion86: can you prove you didn't do it?
hanacandie: *is very scared* ermmm
Trillion86: or rather, can it be proved that you *did*?
Waterlily8426: I believe you have evidence...just scroll dear.
hanacandie: RENTtwirler: Gah. I killed the chat.
hanacandie: My evidence
hanacandie: Muah!
Trillion86: precisely
HowlsAgainstMoon: *gasp!*
SkyeBlack3: *frantic writing*
RENTtwirler: *hides*
hanacandie: *stands up and screams at Jury* I'm innocent God damn you! Innocent!
Waterlily8426: ORDER!
Trillion86: if no-one can prove she did it, then it's innocent until proven guilty, so she's innocent
hanacandie: *cringes and hides*
siriustaliesin: Reasonable doubt.
Waterlily8426: are there any furthur questions, defense?
Trillion86: no, because I have to go to bed.
hanacandie: Am I gonig to get a sentence?
ETG Rhi: pfft, not done questioning yet
Waterlily8426: please take your seat, Miss Hana
Trillion86: 30 laps round the PE block?
hanacandie: *runs off back to seat*
SkyeBlack3: Oh! I have evidence!
hanacandie: *is scared of the PE block*
Waterlily8426: Miss Liz is going to need a new Lawyer
SkyeBlack3: hanacandie: I didn't mean to kill the chat
hanacandie: *cries*
RENTtwirler: Miss Liz is going to get Matlock on the phone.
SkyeBlack3: *points significantly*
hanacandie: *tries to hide evidence*
ETG Rhi: Miss Candi, what do you have to say to that?
Waterlily8426: if you hide the evidence, I'll have to arrest you!
siriustaliesin: ...*looks significantly* * looks accussingly at Hana*
hanacandie: *brings out a big gun* Muah! you'll never get me now!
SkyeBlack3: You can't hide the truth! It's right there in....Times New Roman.
ETG Rhi: somone restrain her
Waterlily8426: Someone handcuff her, please...
Trillion86: nah
ETG Rhi: have to go
RENTtwirler: *restrains Hana and holds her in contempt*
ETG Rhi: bye
SkyeBlack3: *restrains and handcuffs*
Trillion86: me too
hanacandie: EEP! *shoots everyone*
siriustaliesin: bye
Waterlily8426: damn it, we're loosing the lawyer
Trillion86: night night happy peoples
Waterlily8426: s
Waterlily8426: bye!
hanacandie: nightnight
SkyeBlack3: Tchao-bob.
Trillion86: both lawers, I believe
Trillion86: bye!
Trillion86 has left the room.
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots happily*
hanacandie: eep! Bye
Waterlily8426: yes, we need replacements
SkyeBlack3: *waves*
Waterlily8426: so, who killed the chat: Liz or Hana?
RENTtwirler: I want Nostry for my lawyer. Because he's good.
hanacandie: *shoots everyone again and runs out of court*
Waterlily8426: Nostry isn't here
hanacandie: *laughing manically*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots Hana*
RENTtwirler: I know. *cries*
HowlsAgainstMoon: Die!
hanacandie: *dies*
Zorb47 has entered the room.
HowlsAgainstMoon: Die!
Zorb47: Back
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots*
RENTtwirler: Zorb!
Waterlily8426: You killed the witness!
HowlsAgainstMoon: Muah.
siriustaliesin: Well, that ends it.
Zorb47: How's the trial?
SkyeBlack3: Indeed.
RENTtwirler: *holds Wolfie in contempt*
hanacandie: *is a ghost*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots Liz*
siriustaliesin: Wolfie shot Hana.
Waterlily8426: Hana lives as a ghost!
Waterlily8426: ORDER!
Zorb47: Hehe
hanacandie: *is upset*
Waterlily8426: ORDER, I say!
SkyeBlack3: Well, dies, rather.
HowlsAgainstMoon: :D
Zorb47: Burger and fries, please
siriustaliesin: *snerks*
hanacandie: *runs through walls just to prove her point*
SkyeBlack3: Muah.
hanacandie: *haunts judge*
Zorb47: *will keep making that joke, as her headache finds it funny*
Waterlily8426: Chat Council, do you have any more witnesses?
SkyeBlack3: *looks around*
siriustaliesin: *tries to hide*
Waterlily8426: is that a no?
hanacandie: *pokes tongue out* can't sentence me now I'm dead nernernernerner
SkyeBlack3: I call....
SkyeBlack3: Tali to the stand.
SkyeBlack3: Muah.
Waterlily8426: Tali, please come to the stand
hanacandie: *pokes Tali*
hanacandie: *hands goes through her though as is still a ghost*
siriustaliesin: Sorry, had to talk to plumber.
RENTtwirler: *holds out "Goblet of Fire" to Tali* Place your left hand on the book and raise your right hand.
SkyeBlack3: *whispers to associate Wolfie. I intend to throw the book at her. *hefts GoF*
siriustaliesin: *does so*
RENTtwirler: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you J.K. Rowling?
siriustaliesin: I do.
RENTtwirler: Please be seated.
siriustaliesin: *is seated*
Waterlily8426: Council, start your questioning
hanacandie: *dances round the room poking her tongue out at the jury*
RENTtwirler: *would hold the ghost in contempt if she could figure out how*
siriustaliesin: *waits*
Waterlily8426: ask your questions, please
hanacandie: *flies*
SkyeBlack3: Ahem. Tali, can you tell the jury, in your own words, what happened in the Chat on thursday/friday the 25th?
Zorb47: *whispers* Petrify her.
hanacandie: *is shocked by zorb's suggestion*
Zorb47: *cough*/26th?*cough*
SkyeBlack3: Nyah.
ETG Rhi has left the room.
siriustaliesin: Well, we were chattting as we usually do and we suddenly experienced RCD (c RR) or Random Chat Death.
hanacandie: *gets mirror out in case of petrification*
SkyeBlack3: And who do you suspect caused this death?
siriustaliesin: the accused, Hana, admitted to causing the death.
hanacandie: Objection! That's just speculation!
Waterlily8426: Excuse me, but Miss Tali, is it a possibility that the chat died of natural causes?



RENTtwirler: Hana, you are the accused. You can't object.
Waterlily8426: sustained
hanacandie: *nods* is possible!
hanacandie: I can do whatever I want, am a ghost
SkyeBlack3: Besides. You're dead.
RENTtwirler: *sighs*
siriustaliesin: It's possible, but I remember the accuseed apologizing for killing the chat.
siriustaliesin: *accussed
SkyeBlack3: So she confessed!
Zorb47: *whispers* The proof is in the transcript.
hanacandie: nooooooooooooooo
SkyeBlack3: Thank you, I have no further questions.
Zorb47: *is sitting quietly in her seat, not harming anyone*
Waterlily8426: ::looks over transcript::
SkyeBlack3: *looks significantly at jury*
Waterlily8426: will the defense please ask their questions now?
hanacandie: Who's the jury?
hanacandie: can they idenitfy themselves?
SkyeBlack3: *looks around* That's, um, classified information.
Zorb47: Is there anyone who didn't have a role?
SkyeBlack3: Well, UW is sort of dead.
JessicaCMalfoy: ^^; ::forgot about chat::
SkyeBlack3: *pokes Lily to say "order!"*
Waterlily8426: okay, Jess, UW, Wolfie, Nostry when he returns..
Waterlily8426: Order!
Waterlily8426: hehe
SkyeBlack3: Muah.
JessicaCMalfoy: ...What are we doing?
JessicaCMalfoy: oo?
Zorb47: How are they supposed to judge if they didn't see the trial?
Waterlily8426: please take a seat, Miss Malfoy.
hanacandie: *looks innocent* we're not doing anything!
Waterlily8426: if the Jury proves ineffective, I will make the call!
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
JessicaCMalfoy: ...::sits down::
SkyeBlack3: Anyway. The accused confessed! It's all there in Times New Roman! Throw the book at her!
JessicaCMalfoy: Meep
SkyeBlack3: *points to GoF*
Zorb47: *thinks the idea of Wolfie on the jury is funny*
Waterlily8426: This court is brought to order!
HowlsAgainstMoon: *sticks tongue out at Zorb*
SkyeBlack3: Seeing as ahe *cough* murdered the accused...
Zorb47: ;-)
JessicaCMalfoy: Erm...Juror number...::looks at chair:: 5 has a question...
Waterlily8426: are there any more witnesses?
SkyeBlack3: OH!
hanacandie: So what's the result of our secret conversation oh great judge?
SkyeBlack3: I have another witness.
SkyeBlack3: I would like to call one miss Jessica C Malfoy to the stand, if she pleases..
hanacandie: *looks at judge with big puppy dog eyes*
JessicaCMalfoy: ...Meep. ::gose to the stand::
JessicaCMalfoy: *goes
RENTtwirler: *holds out "Goblet of Fire" to Jess* Please place your left hand on the book and raise your right hand.
hanacandie: *a big crocodile tear falling down her face*
JessicaCMalfoy: oo ::huridly puts left hand down and right hand up::
RENTtwirler: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you J.K. Rowling?
JessicaCMalfoy: I swear
RENTtwirler: Please be seated.
JessicaCMalfoy: ::sits down...again::
Waterlily8426: start your questions, council
hanacandie: *huggles a chocolate covered Draco*
SkyeBlack3: *clears throat* Now. Miss Malfoy. I beg your professional opinion - between Ms. Hana Candi and Ms. Liz, which do you think is more likely to cause RCD?
JessicaCMalfoy: Erm....Ms. Hana Candi?
hanacandie: *is shocked*
RENTtwirler: *loves Jess*
hanacandie: I would never murder a chat! I love chats!
Waterlily8426: ORDER!
SkyeBlack3: *curt nod* As I suspected.
hanacandie: In fact, I'm thinking of setting up a home for lost chats
Waterlily8426: Miss Candi, I order you to become mortal again.
hanacandie: AND me and my pet chat go everywhere together!
hanacandie: *becomes mortal*
SkyeBlack3: Would you - professionally - say "hanacandie: I didn't mean to kill the chat" is a confession?
Waterlily8426: thank you.
JessicaCMalfoy: Yes, I would.
hanacandie: No
siriustaliesin has left the room.
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots happily*
Waterlily8426: Ms CANDI! please stay quiet and seated! and stop bribing me!
JessicaCMalfoy: Although...
Waterlily8426: *trying to bribe me!
SkyeBlack3: Yes?
hanacandie: Was not!
Waterlily8426: continue, Jess
JessicaCMalfoy: Since the defendent did say "I didn't mean too" you would assume that there was no long-term planning before hand. It could have been an wild idea that she just carried out or she just really did kill it by accident. Either way..
JessicaCMalfoy: the motive is unknown.
SkyeBlack3: *considers*
Zorb47: But she still did it!
SkyeBlack3: But she did, indeed, kill the chat, judging from her confession?
Waterlily8426: yes, I see. Miss Black, you have yet to come up with a motive
SkyeBlack3: Well..
SkyeBlack3: *thinks quickly*
hanacandie: *sticks pins in voodoo doll of chat*
JessicaCMalfoy: Yes, killing is still killing and she did confess to killing the chat.
Zorb47: <--heckler in the back row
hanacandie: *hits heckler*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots heckler* This is a court of chat!
Zorb47: *falls dramatically*
Zorb47: *is shot, too*
Waterlily8426: ORDER!!!
HowlsAgainstMoon: *devours body*
Waterlily8426: Order in this court!!
Waterlily8426: ::bangs over noise::
Zorb47: *considers making bad joke from stomach*
Waterlily8426: please, council, are you finished with your witness?
SkyeBlack3: Yes. Yes I am. Miss Jessica C Malfoy concludes - professionally - that hana candi did indeed kill the chat.
hanacandie: NOOOOOO! I so did not!
Waterlily8426: thank you. defense, its all yours
Waterlily8426: who is on defense council?
SkyeBlack3: *looks aroun*
hanacandie: *cakcles evily*
Zorb47: Wasn't it Gin?
hanacandie: *cackles even, although I hear that Cakcling is great fun as well as being very evil*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *SHOOTS the judge QUICKLY and PAINFULLY so NO ONE can SAVE her and EATS the body -- and DID it all for a CHOCOLATE covered DRACO offered to me by CANDY*
Waterlily8426: We need a new defense council
Waterlily8426: ::lives::
hanacandie: *points at Wolfie* MURDERER!!!!
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots again*
Waterlily8426: silly wolf, I am the all powerfull judge.
HowlsAgainstMoon: Die, damnit.
Waterlily8426: you cannot kill me.
Waterlily8426: sit down.
HowlsAgainstMoon: *wounds dramatically*
hanacandie: Wolfie attempted to murder the judge!!!!!
hanacandie: *is shocked*
Zorb47: So?
Waterlily8426: Miss Candi, stop trying to change the subject.
HowlsAgainstMoon: I still ate you, though -- and can I say you taste like chicken? :-D
hanacandie: that is a worse crime!
Waterlily8426: Wolfie is exempt from any shootings.
Zorb47: Wolfie always murders people, and they never really *die*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *smirks*
hanacandie: *pouts*
Waterlily8426: we hired her to shoot everything.
Waterlily8426: now, may we please continue?
JessicaCMalfoy: ::nod nod::
HowlsAgainstMoon: *gloats in Candie's face one last time*
Waterlily8426: Miss Zorb, are you willing to step in for Miss. Gin?
Zorb47: In this ohso impartial court?
hanacandie: *is upset, but also evil*
Zorb47: Um, I *was* already a prosecution witness, you know
Zorb47: Should she defend herself, perhaps?
Waterlily8426: yes, well, theres no one else.
Waterlily8426: shes incompetent.
SkyeBlack3: Someone poke UW.
Waterlily8426: ::looks at the wild one::
Waterlily8426: ^^
RENTtwirler: I'll second that.
hanacandie: *ponders the meaning of life*
HowlsAgainstMoon: (Wait -- Candi, does this mean I can't get my chocolate covered Draco?)
hanacandie: no
HowlsAgainstMoon: Damn.
JessicaCMalfoy: Wolfie could defend...
Waterlily8426: Liz, please do the poking, wonderful police woman
hanacandie: And I never offered you a Draco in the first place *looks innocent*
RENTtwirler: *pokes* STOP ACTING UP IN MY COURT!
Waterlily8426: Wolfie is here to shoot.
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots Candi*
RENTtwirler: Yes you did, you offered one to me too FOR A CONFESSION!
Waterlily8426: *your* court?!?
Waterlily8426: excuse me, Liz?
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
SkyeBlack3: *basks in chaos*
RENTtwirler: That's hardly the point here, Lily.
hanacandie: no I didn't! I never offer bribes!
Waterlily8426: Miss Candie has been breaking the law
hanacandie: *is offended*
Waterlily8426: you offered one to *me*, silly Candi!
SkyeBlack3: Ooh, you lied in Liz's court.
RENTtwirler: hanacandie: Can I offer you a chocolate covered Draco in return for a confession? RENTtwirler: ...no.
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
hanacandie: you could be making it up!
hanacandie: you have no proof!
Waterlily8426: I have reached a verdict!
RENTtwirler: hanacandie: *points gun in face* in which case, can I offer to put this gun down in return for a confession? RENTtwirler: I can't confess for a crime I didn't commit!
JessicaCMalfoy: The Defense never got to call up a witness..
Waterlily8426: you may be seated, Jess
Waterlily8426: I have seen enough evidence
Waterlily8426: to make a call
HowlsAgainstMoon: *whispers throughout court*
JessicaCMalfoy: ::runs oof to sit back in her Juror number 5 chair::
JessicaCMalfoy: *off
Waterlily8426: Has the Jury and I reached a verdict? Yes we have.
SkyeBlack3: Hana has just offered me a bribe!hanacandie: Can I offer you a bribe to say I didn't do it?
SkyeBlack3: So I have something to say::
SkyeBlack3: I didn't do it.
Zorb47: I got one of those, too!
Waterlily8426: What do you plead? That the offender, Miss Hana Candi...
hanacandie: I soooo did not do that!
Waterlily8426: ::dramatic silence::
hanacandie: everyone is gangin up on me *sulks*
Waterlily8426: GUILTY!
RENTtwirler: May I remind you that you are under oath, Hana.
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
HowlsAgainstMoon: *throws guns in air* Yay!
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
Waterlily8426: Liz, you may arrest her.
hanacandie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SkyeBlack3: *thorws the Book (GoF) at Hana*
JessicaCMalfoy: ::adjusts her smart!glasses::
HowlsAgainstMoon: *points and laughs at bribe-offerering Candi*
hanacandie: AM NOT GUILTY!
Waterlily8426: she gets 5000 hours of EMentors community service.
hanacandie: I did not bribe anyone! these rumours are completly unfounded
Zorb47: *snerk*
SkyeBlack3: *gasp*
Waterlily8426: go email the newbies!
HowlsAgainstMoon: Oh my!
DogStarGirl21: *laughs*
hanacandie: *will corrupt newbies*
JessicaCMalfoy: oo!
Waterlily8426: This case is Closed!
hanacandie: mwahahaha! you can't stop me!
Waterlily8426: ::bangs::
HowlsAgainstMoon: *cheers*
RENTtwirler: *arrests Hana and takes her to be fingerprinted and booked*
hanacandie: *runs around screaming*
HowlsAgainstMoon: *shoots for the hell of it*
hanacandie: *is shot*
Waterlily8426: ::walks away into little room::
hanacandie: *follows*
RENTtwirler: (Chambers, Lily.)
Waterlily8426: right, Liz.
Waterlily8426: ^^
JessicaCMalfoy: ::sits in Lily's chair and is shocked by the amount of alocholic drinks concealed by it::
RENTtwirler: LOL
Waterlily8426: