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[dramaturgy]

I present to you one of the funniest songs ever... The Man Song!

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you.
I wear the pants around here when I get finished with the laundry.
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight.
When I say jump you say, "Yeah right."
I'm the Man of the house when you're not around.

What I say around here goes right out the window.
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders dear.
Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime that you want.
I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important.
So don't expect any flowers from me, if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports anytime and get in trouble.
I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch.
Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and I'm gonna do what you tell me to.
Cause I'm top dog but I've been neutered.