Satan-inspired Idolatry... *shakes head* I'mma try to be polite and not say what I'm tempted to on that count. >.<;

I think it's perfectly understandable that someone brought up in Catholicism might be surprised (even shocked) at the use of anything but the standard wafers and wine. After all, when you're a kid, rules are rules and they DON'T get broken (or at least, not by the grown-ups...)

*chuckles* Well, they get the bedtime story! Children's Time (a part of the service where our pastor condenses and rewords his sermon into a children's tale) usually comes right after Communion. But, unless they get them from their parents, I fear they're sorely lacking in the goodnight kiss department. ;o)