*laughs*

[dramaturgy]

Neil never fails to keep me on my toes.

Liz was a girl from Kentucky,
Who lusted for a red headed Weasley,
But her passion for Ron,
Her mum said it was wrong.
Now the poor girl is in therapy.

There once was a lassie named Liz,
Who thought that the Boogie-man is,
That Sirius bloke,
But she’s needin’ a smoke,
‘Cause her partner and watcher he is.

Elizabeth spent time at the Burrow,
Watching with her Ron’s brow did furrow,
They were watching the sights,
With the falling of night,
And both commented “Quite a good show.”

There once was a poster named Sager,
Who liked a dragon that made her,
Do things she oughtn’t.
With characters snoggin’,
And earned her the title of Player.

Liz once liked a fella named Ron,
But Neil teases her and makes fun,
Now she spends the whole day,
Trying to make him pay,
For comments made while she was gone.

In other news, am most definitely getting a car. Squee. :)