Because this is the best meta I've seen in a long time. And. I need entertainment. Slightly edited to include just the meta and things that weren't around it. For a non-character, Stokes is so much fun to play with.
Nomed Cinubi: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/5f35/
: ! JD! It's the DoM Super Pack!kaesa
: ::has those mints, too::midhenaer
: Stokes: ::raids caffeine::kaesa
: Croaker: NO MINE!kaesa
: Croaker: ::growls menacingly::midhenaer
: Stokes: I'll fight you for it.midhenaer
: Stokes: Er. kaesa
: Croaker: I'll cut your pay for it.kaesa
: Croaker: Very well, then. ::cheerful:: I win. Good game. ::takes::midhenaer
: Stokes: Can you cut that small of a number?kaesa
: Croaker: Of course I can.
Nomed Cinubi: Hmm... *Steals caffeine back*kaesa
: Croaker: After all, we can always just pay you every other week.kaesa
: Croaker: !!!kaesa
: Croaker: ::pursues JD:: STOKES, SAVE OUR CAFFEINE!kaesa
: Croaker: I'll raise your pay.midhenaer
: Stokes: What the bloody fuck am I supposed to do?midhenaer
: Stokes: ...Excuse me?kaesa
: Croaker: I dunno.kaesa
: Croaker: Just do it, all right?duchessdollydot
: Corinne: ::can not stand zis disgusting scene::kaesa
: Croaker: Pffeh.
Nomed Cinubi: *Finishes off caffeine*kaesa
: Croaker: NOOO!midhenaer
: Stokes: ...kaesa
: Croaker: IT'S GOOOOONE!
Nomed Cinubi: *explodes from caffeine overload*kaesa
: Croaker: Haha.midhenaer
: Stokes: ...Well I guess we won't have to worry about seeing him again.
Nomed Cinubi: *Reforms*
Nomed Cinubi: Whoah... what a rushmidhenaer
: Stokes: ::realizes he'll have to fill out the death certificate:: Damn.